chav angle

The wearing of a 'chav hat' (a.k.a nike, kappa, burberry baseball cap) at an obscure 45 degree angle, above the 'normal' baseball cap gradient, by one whom is defined as a chav.

Look at that stupid kid wearing his hat on a chav angle! What a loser!

by H.Victoria October 23, 2007

Mortality Angle

The use of possible impending death or the combination of not so impending death and alcohol (at the hands of something obscene such as an asteroid strike or supervolcano) to get a woman, or multiple women, to engage in coitis with oneself.

"I didn't think I'd be able to get her to come home with me until I brought up that program on the Discovery Channel I watched about supervolcanos."
"Ah, the mortality angle...nice."

by Timmer8 January 30, 2008

Magic Angle

That very special angle that bulk chicks exploit on myspace/facebook to make their tits look bigger than they actually are, by leaning over to expose them. It has been calculated to be approximately 38 degrees elevation.

Jake: Woah man, did u see the tits on that chick? I'm gonna have to hit that up.

John: Nah man....she's just employing the magic angle, don't waste ur time....

by the_mathematician November 10, 2009

anus angle

When your anus lines up perfectly with a fart that slips out of your ass unintentionally.

I'm sorry sweetie that my anus angle ruined the moment.

by Nonamergamer October 19, 2015

Acute Angle

An angle whose measure is less than 90 degrees.

That triangle has 2 acute angle.

by TwoThousand? March 22, 2016

left angle

different

When deciding where to stand to take the picture, Pedro chose the left angle.

by Left Angle August 8, 2016

Disengaged Angle

When you are taunted for being left out of a conversation about an approach to a problem or issue. For instance, if you are jockeying a bunch of horses and you do not make it out to the local chain restaurant or bar and subsequently miss out on a crucial conversation about the geldings. You are therefore approach the race at a disengaged angle.

(In an address to the disengaged) "you should be around here because you know what there is a lot of information being passed and you're missing it and I don't want you to be at a disengaged angle."

by THOF April 2, 2017