do you need a wambulance?

what you say to someone who always cryin and complainin

Situation 1:

Jenna: Oh my god! My feet hurt! I wanna sit! Im tired! I wanna sleep!

Jason: Oh my god! You’ve been at this for an hour! Shut up! Do you need a wambulance?

Situation 2:

Lily: Brian just broke up with me! I’m so sad! :(

Danielle: Tf u sad about? You need a wambulance hoe?

by MOIST_SOCKS1104 August 5, 2018

wambulance

n. what you call for when you've got a whiner on your hands.

<Guy 1> "Dude, I just caught my finger in the door."
<Guy 2> "Awww, waaaaahh! Call the wambulance, pussy!"

by Barcoder June 20, 2008

Wambulance

The word given in a situation when a person has a cry or simply complains.

Jess stop changing clothes if you don't like yourself maybe you should call the Wambulance.

by stoner911 October 14, 2009

jambulance

a fun ambulance .

(often blasting rockin' jams).

I almost died in that jambulance, but it was really fun.

Yeah..I know..

by pseudonymguy July 23, 2010

bambulance

What you call for when your drunk friend falls head-first into the urinal and needs stitches in his face.

"Dude, are you the bambulance boys? I fucked up my face! Mind if I smoke a bowl before we go?"

by Jimmy Jazz February 10, 2005

Wambulance

The vehicle that will arrive for someone who's crying

"Adam" jeez my knee is killing me

"chase" uh-oh someone call the Wambulance Adam has a boo-boo

by Chaseospades April 20, 2009

wambulance

An imaginary ambulance that comes when shit heads don't have a leeeeeeg. Someone who always gets randomly stressed out and needs a cry is in dire need for a wambulance.

shithead: waaa waaa waaa
man: shut-up Kerr...have a wambulance

by Greenie May 5, 2005