amazonalypse

Term refers to the apocalyptic feeling that Amazon is on the verge of world domination.

Fewer and fewer 'cottage industry' types of business will be able to survive Amazonalypse.

by TheExpatreneur May 2, 2018

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Amazonnesia

when you get home to find packages at your door, but don't remember ordering anything.

I didn't even get drunk 2 nights ago, but when I got home there were 4 packages for me, total Amazonnesia.

by revaaron January 31, 2018

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Amazon Rainforest

It's when your genitals become so hot in your pants that you start sweating. It is usually when you have pubes

Jim: It's hot out here.
Todd: Yeah I think I'm about to have an Amazon Rainforest.

by delgiss July 7, 2018

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Amazon lung is suffered by Amazon warehouse employees who inhale cardboard dust floating freely throughout company fulfillment centers. Some of the most common symptoms include shortness of breath, decreased exercise tolerance, chronic cough, coughing up phlegm and inability to breathe lying flat.

My doctor ordered me to take a medical leave of absence from the warehouse due to Amazon Lung.

by HyperShred July 15, 2019

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Amazon gift

Something you order from Amazon.com and have no recollection of ordering.

Amazon gifts run me $200 a month! Who charges for gifts!

by Zenamaste April 18, 2020

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Amazon echo

1) A mediocre speaker with a POS smart assistant that absolutely sucks at responding to your commands. Very often misinterprets everything you say even when speaking in a normal voice, let alone when speaking quietly.

2) A dumb irritating person that you have to stick with on a long-term basis.

1) "Alexa, turn on the bedroom light"
"Sorry, I couldn't find a device named bedroom lamp"

"Alexa, turn the light strips to six"
"Got it, turning off all the lights"
"fuck off"

2) "Why so pissed?"
"I have an Amazon echo in my bedroom, go figure."

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian May 15, 2021

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