Alberte

Alberte is one of the most beautiful girls you will ever meet.
If you get yourself an alberte don’t ever let her go!

She’s very talented and can dance very well! She probably know all the moves in the “best song ever” music video!
She will have a lot of success when she’s older! And there’s a big chance that she will be a millionaire in the future!

If you have a friend named Alberte, she will no doubt buy you all the things you want!
BUT DONT USE HER! You will regret it!
Because Alberte is also really strong and likes to fight! She’s trustworthy, but only keep her closets friends secrets, and that’s her only downfall!
YOU GOTTA HAVE ALBERTE AS A FRIEND!

“Yo who’s that girl dancing like that?! She’s incredibly beautiful! She must be an Alberte!”

“Holy shit, who is she fighting?! That girl must be unlucky!”

by Oneditectionfannn May 15, 2020

Albey

Albey is a person who loves hard and is loved by many but has many trust issues. is a relaxed,cool,sexy,smoking hot dude that u will fall in love with instantly but don't want to fuck with or just make him pissed or u out. possessing qualities that give great pleasure or satisfaction to see, hear, think about.

Omg I think I love Albey but he’s always mean and also very unique .

by Foozeballwaterboy June 16, 2021

albelila

A combination of Albedo and Lina

Albelila is a nickname, not a ship name

by Kakyotto October 11, 2021

Albertsons

The most prestigious company ever with a hiring bar much higher than FAANG and quant.

Google employee: My TC is 500k!
Jane Street employee: pfft! My TC is 800 .....
*an Albertsons employee walks in
*@Google & @Jane Street immediately kneel down and start sucking @Albertsons' prestigious balls

by marseylover August 9, 2022

albejakey

cool, hip, with it

"eating lemons with the peel is 𝙨𝙤 not albejakey"

"𝙬𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙞𝙨 𝙖𝙡𝙗𝙚𝙟𝙖𝙠𝙚𝙮?!"

by goobiousgoober April 23, 2023

Port Alberni Docking

When two men push their prolapsed assholes together in competition to see who is more gaping that the other. The winner's asshole will swallow that of the loser.

We tried Port Alberni docking and he swallowed me whole like a spoonful of mashed potatos! I think I'm in love.

by CarrieWhite January 9, 2015

Glendon Alberta

The most tiny hole home to racists and perverts alike. Don’t be afraid there’s a giant cultist like statue of a pierogi that towers like the satanic relic it is. Mostly home to crack heads and your local creeps every now and then. WELCOME HOME

Person1: Oh hey remeber that pierogi?
Person2: yeah do you remember the crack head?
Persons 1&2: well this is Glendon Alberta after all!

by 58392948482 October 9, 2019