Paratroopa Airlines

One of 3 airline companies in the Mushroom Kingdom. They are not as popular as the other 2, but have better routes. There planes aren't all that great.

My ticket says Paratroopa Airlines.

by Γαπδθμ Λφπ Δдялειг April 3, 2021

Sunshine Airlines

One of the best Airline companies in the Mushroom Kingdom

I trust sunshine airlines

by Γαπδθμ Λφπ Δдялειг April 3, 2021

Delta Airlines

the airline that gives 10,000 USD using literal APPLE PAY!?!
the airline that delayed over 1,000 flights.
THE MOST OVERRATED AIRLINE IN AMERICA

Dummy1: Ay, u flying Delta Airlines today
Person that is "flying" : They canceled my flight, I AM RAGING. NEVER AGAIN!

by BARK July 3, 2022

American Airlines

The only airline with 0 repeat customers. Just fly delta if you don't want to either die or fly them later after the worst experience of your life anyways.

Welcome to American Airlines, this flight will leave you, umm, let's just say a "Changed person"

by Philip, Duke of Parma March 7, 2023

Aaliyah airlines

An iconic twitter gc that had iconic events : meliagate, slaylorgate, miu breakdown and bitmoji scandals.

« Let’s fly Aaliyah airlines the ticket is cheaper »

The plane crashes*

by Not angel April 14, 2023

Spirit Airlines

A terrible airline reviled by everybody in the world

Aw shit, I have to fly Spirit Airlines.

by sleep deprived nerd October 10, 2023

Amish Airlines

Travel by train in America on slow clunky regular routes instead of flying.

Grandma is so afraid of heights and ain't in no hurry - she gonna take Amish Airlines to Portland.

by wfukradio November 19, 2023