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avocado hoez

Beya & leez.Best bitches out there, cause they ain't janky like some 14 year old whores.Typically wearing green, and appear to be under the influence of la cocaina.They know how to party.
Brian: iyyye them avocado hoez got it going on!
Jack: they pump it up more than the samuri
by THE BOYZ (we love avocadoez) February 5, 2005
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avocado

thaaaanks
its an avocado....thaaaanks
by one d stuff January 1, 2021
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Avocado

Why the fuck are you looking up the definition of an avocado you idiot. If you're looking this up, you have a one millimeter defeater, STEVE.
Me: Avocados are fucking disgusting.
Millennials: DIE, YOU FOOLISH MORTAL.
by Kweentoos May 28, 2023
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Flesh Avocado

A woman's vaginal orifice, specifically in reference to the shape of the area surrounding the clitoris.
"Yo bro, why haven't you hooked up with Katie yet?"
"Haven't you heard? That chick has some kind of blisters or something on her Flesh Avocado!"
"Eww, Probably best to steer clear of that."
"Agreed"
*Fist bump
by AnneThrax January 19, 2010
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Mr. Avocado Man

also known as parksey07 this legendary pe teacher has a passion for teaching and is kinky as fuck
person 1:hey who do we have next period?

person 2: i think we have Mr. avocado man
person 1: hell yeah
by _-emma-_ October 9, 2019
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Avocado

Damn! He is an avocado!
by BOP804 July 25, 2019
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avocado toast

A sexual act where a West coast or Latino woman experiences a squirting orgasm in the cowgirl position while riding a man with very little melanin in his skin. She removes the penis from her vagina in the middle of the act and spreads her ejaculate over her partner.
Dan: Hey Milton! How's your relationship with Isabella going?

Milton: Oh wow geez, she's crazy! I've been getting Avocado Toast'd every night!

Dan: isn't Avocado toast for breakfast?

Milton: ...Nah man.
by CommiK June 6, 2017
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