in absentia

a blistering, unrelenting hardcore band from Arizona

damn yo that band "In Absentia" be tight nucca.

by justinabsentia January 7, 2004

Absentenials

Millennials who blow off a scheduled meeting or class.

Many of the absentenials stayed home because they found the meeting unnecessary and counterproductive.

by Clemson prof May 2, 2017

Absentainial

Worried for nothing

Nah man don’t get absentainial on me

by Jeff Tesco March 3, 2019

Absentee man

A guy who wants you to believe that you and him are in a serious relationship but is never present or doesnt actually do anything for you or with you. He expects your full commitment despite his negligence of the relationship and your needs.

Stop feeling sorry for yourself and leave him! Drake is clearly an absentee man.

by ReDivulger November 22, 2021

Absentis Pater

A rare species of people, who are most likely to be a dream or a jellybean stan.

jellybean stan: its not a mistake ITS A MASTERPIECE

narrator: and that right there is a Absentis Pater

by iBrae Pro June 16, 2022

Absentee gear

Absentee gear is gear which looks good to a beginner who isn't familiar with a hobby yet, but is actually low quality.
The kind that a good role model (such as a present father figure) would prevent you from buying, as they'd tell you to do better.

Often, but not always, associated with "50 features in 1", gimmicks with little practical application, and cheaper materials.
Originates in the outdoor community, but is applicable for a broad range of hobbies.

Jeremy bought a survival axe from walmart with a built-in compass, survival whistle and magnifying glass. Unfortunately the handle was made from cheap plastic, so it broke within a week.

Had he had someone to show him what to look for instead, he'd not have fallen for such absentee gear.

by questionable_definitions February 22, 2026

Absentir

Faltar a clase deliberadamente.

Absentimos a clase. Ayer absentí a clase. Absentiré siempre.

by veronicauzumaki February 25, 2026