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Mom: LINIE! GET DOWN HERE ASAP!!!
Linie: AHHHHHH CHILD ABUSEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
Mom: not again.
by linie's a hoe May 12, 2010
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asapalis

Asapalis meaning A.S.A.P As Soon As Possible
I gotta come up on dis money asapalis ya heard
by Jahneah October 23, 2006
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Adaptive White Gaussian Noise

This is a racial slur, because it associates individual personalities and traits with a skin color.

It is both positive and negative:
(1) Adaptive: flexible, able to switch to a different strategy in a new environment.
(2) Gaussian: (named after Carl Friedrich Gauss, a mathematician) vaguely implies above-average mathematical abilities or intelligence.
(3) Noise: (pejorative) nuisance, something to be ignored. A neutral synonym would be "dissenting opinion". However, in some social settings, being a dissenting voice imparts a sense of snobbishness.

Not to be confused with Additive White Gaussian Noise (AWGN), which is a mathematical concept deeply rooted in digital signal processing and probability theory. The correct interpretation of the four words of AWGN are:

(1) Additive (not to be misspelled addictive) means addition (the sum of two numbers).

(2) White means (i) consisting of all frequencies (ii) uncorrelated. This meaning stems from the physical phenomemon that a white light is formed from a mixture of monochromatic lights of various frequencies.

(3) Gaussian refers to the Gaussian Distribution, also known as a Normal Distribution, a concept in probability.
As used in bumper stickers, tshirt. Misuse of "Adaptive White Gaussian Noise" may result in disciplinary actions from school.
by emergent chaos March 29, 2009
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Asante

A bitch who wears glasses. A BIG Bum. Really loud
Asante you bitch.
by Pussyfooting P08 March 22, 2017
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ASAP

As soon as anyone gives a damn (with a silent 'p')
Vickie asked that the manual go online ASAP.

After a good round of gossip, a cup of coffee and the requisite delay, the Tech Writer, to the relief of the mechanics, placed the manual online.
by IntlHotMale September 14, 2009
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araptic

gamers who have their tag as “Araptic” are the best players on the game
by Jack Childress December 3, 2020
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young asap

Young asap is a cold hearted ruthless person who doesn’t care what others think of his actions, he does what he wants and clowns on anybody who objects him
Wow that boy is just like young asap
by Young asap February 25, 2019
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