AFK

mumbo jumbo is afk his moustache is ripped away

i am afkkkkk

by jfytyujrhtgnfrtjkr,d January 14, 2022

AFK

It normally means "Away from keyboard," meaning that the person is not currently on the keyboard and focusing on the screen. There is a deviation to this. If you are playing Valorant, AFK means "At the f*ckin keyboard," meaning that the person is about to kill you and you need to stay focused.

(All) DefinitelyNotSmurfing: Afk
(All) penguins: AFK

And then you get sniped.

by ainguish February 12, 2024

AFK

''Another Fucking Kantian'' refers to the philosopher Emmanuel Kant and the followers of his philosophy. AFK is said when being done with hearing about Emmanuel Kant

He follows categorical imperative? AFK

by Alburt Camus March 1, 2024

AFK

adv Mindlessly or without deliberate thought, especially in the context of online gaming

This matchup is easy, you just AFK farm and you eventually outscale

by GoldenHorncall March 24, 2022

fake afk

when a person leaves without saying anything or when a person says they are gonna do something that takes 5 mins to do but end up going out for a long period of time

Malek: Yo guys I'm gonna go to the bathroom real quick
2hrs later
Yak: Did that guy just fake afk us
Tensive: ye gango he did

by yakonurcheeks September 13, 2023

AFK (Armadillos are Fucking my Keyboard)

AFK (different from the other common use, Away From Keyboard) stands for Armadillos are Fucking my Keyboard. It is commonly used as an exclamation of excitement, anger, sadness, or any other strong emotion. The term was coined in the wake of the 2000s by a group of small time hackers and petty criminals from the suburbs of Detroit, the Killsmiths. They would leave the abbreviation or fill phrase on the homescreen of a website after committing a cyber attack against it. The A and K are often switched out for a number of other terms, including but not limited to:

Angels, Anti-Gravity Clocks, Amish settlers, Anguished sailors, Killsmith, Krispy Kreme, Kremlin, Keytar, or others.

“Yoo Travis! Ready for the game this Sunday?”
“You know it! AFK (Armadillos are Fucking my Keyboard) I’m so excited!”

“Travis, I want a divorce.”
“Sandra? What do you mean?”
“You are always off at your games, you never make time to hang out with me or our children anymore.”
“AFK! That’s a bummer.”

by TimeTickler July 15, 2023

AFK

When someone leaves their game character watch nothing until they come back.

Character: "..."
Character: "..."
Character: "..."
Character: "..."
*1 Hour Later*
Character: "..."
Player: "Brought me some doughnuts! I went a little bit afk."
Character: "..."

by like_if_u_gae March 3, 2021