Fake Chowing

The act of pretending to eat a woman out.
Father: So today your mother accused me of "fake chowing." What the hell is that?

Son: Really dad? You pretended to go down on her? Isn't this something you should be telling Uncle Howard anyway?
by Blue Ophelia June 05, 2011
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ming chow

Commonly used in the following way:
"What the ming chow is that?"

'ming chow' is the perfect substitute for 'fuck', as in the phrase: "What the fuck?" - if you wish to ever so politely inquire about something that has you absolutely baffled.
"What the ming chow have you done to my computer?" or "What the ming chow kind of beverage is that?"
by bibischka February 14, 2018
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Chow-Hound

Someone who eats other peoples food without permission and shame
Man Terry is such a total Chow-Hound! Always eatin' everyone else's food from the fridge.
by xcb45 July 29, 2014
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bachelor chow

Cooked food preserved in a pouch (as "Tasty Bite" Indian dinners) that requires only to be heated in hot water for a few minutes before being served.
- What are you having for dinner?
- Ever since the girl moved out, I'm living on bachelor chow.
by Enward August 16, 2005
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coon chow

What do you say to order Watermelon in a Chinese restaurant? "Coon Chow"
by Mike792 July 13, 2006
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bachelor chow

Food that is easily prepared, has enough vitimins and minerals to preserve life, and cheap to buy.
Cause most single guys living alone are poor and/or lazy but still need to survive.
A great example of bachelor chow is cerial, $4 buys you 5-8 meals..just add milk..or not.
Also KD and hot dogs among many others.
by Danny B December 05, 2005
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