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Zorched

Cross-faded. Too many doobies and too many drinks. The term was originally conceived by amateur skateboarder, Andy Aced sometime in the year of 2001. The term would soon fade into archaism until it would once again resurface into popular terminology 10 years later in the depths of the Olympic National Forest.

Travis Knight, American writer and amateur skateboarder, needed to come up with an activity for the Annual Toebock Fireside Trip--a skateboarding/camping trip that started in Northern California and ended in Washington State. His early friendship with amateur skateboarder, Andy Aced, had implemented the term zorched into his vocabulary; thus, The Zorchathon was born and the term zorched found its way into the hearts of millions.
Damn, Two Hawks is really ZORCHED today. How is he even walking?
by Toebock American Folklore November 16, 2018
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zorc and pals

Chorus(singing): Who's that crazy freak destroy'n the world? It's Zorc
Zorc:That's me
Chorus (still sining): It's Zorc and pals
by Toorrrmeeennnt! February 22, 2008
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zorch

v. tr. To destroy or render unusuable, esp with electrical current of improper or fatal voltage or current.
I accidentally zorched a 6v scanner by plugging it into a 24v power supply.
by Ytse April 10, 2006
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Zorch

To travel with velocity approaching lightspeed. To propel something very quickly.
"The new comm software is very fast; it really zorches files through the network."
by cobrien November 3, 2008
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Zorconned

To be conned by a strong willed person or bully.
Mike was happy about his purchase

Until he realized he got zorconned
by Sermo factorem January 25, 2019
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zorch

the action of sucking the farts out of one's ass
That bitch loves to zorch the members of the football team.
by kyet king July 26, 2006
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zorch

A verb: To mess something up to the point of unusability, or even to destroy it.
I hadn't saved my file, and my computer crash totally zorched the term paper that I was writing.
by Chuck Hastings June 29, 2003
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