Zeusianity is a small religion that believes in the teachings, attitudes, actions, achievements and failures of Zeus. Zeus is basically a greek god because nothing bad ever happens to him and he is an exceptional student. He gets good grades and is very athletic. I have been an obsessive follower in Zeusianity since I was 11 years old and since the time I've know Zeus he has only fallen embarrassingly once in his life. He is always ahead of everyone which is why I was following him for such a long time. However things started to shift once I realized how horrible of a person Zeus really is. DO.NOT.TRUST.HIM. He hates women and treats them with little respect. So if you're apart of Zeusianity, suck it.
"Yes I recently joined Zeusianity this year! He is so amazing and I love how he-" *gets punched in the face*
by Gabi❤️💗❤️💗 May 18, 2021
Get the Zeusianity mug.The coolest thing on the face of the earth, the, the only, ZEUSSIE. He can do everything, he can fly, he has X-Ray vision and he can predict the future. The name Zeussie is derived from Jesus and the loch ness monster. Jesus which is pronounced hey zues (zeus part of zeussie) and the loch ness monster is the nessie part.
Person in america being mugged: "Save me zeussie"
Zeussie: "OH NO, someones in trouble, better go save them"
Person in america being mugged: "thanks zeussie you saved me, and in a record 1.05 seconds"
Zeussie: "OH NO, someones in trouble, better go save them"
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by MEGA ZEUSS January 1, 2008
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A quick, discrete name for pointing out polish people or other foreign europeans. The name is derived from Polish language seemingly consisting purely of 'z' and 'ski's.
Just when there's a new girl at work and you're notifying your coworker so you can go birdwatching.
Just when there's a new girl at work and you're notifying your coworker so you can go birdwatching.
by Pete Shotter May 13, 2007
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by mrs meister December 4, 2006
Get the bean-zeusing mug.A Zeusian is an honest and kind person. He/she loves adventures, a risk-taker at the same time. A Zeusian's mood changes without prior notice. A Zeusian is also a crazy sexual being, always looking for a possible mate but fails most of the time. A Zeusian's life is more on showing awesomeness and of course, wholesomeness to the world.
Person X : Have you seen the words printed on my shirt? It says "Be honest, be wholesome, be (a) model."
Person Y: That is so lame. They could have printed "Be a Zeusian" instead. The term Zeusian sums it all, you know.
Person X: Yeah right Person Y.
Person Y: That is so lame. They could have printed "Be a Zeusian" instead. The term Zeusian sums it all, you know.
Person X: Yeah right Person Y.
by kanooch October 11, 2011
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Mark: hey you hear about that bastard joe?
James: you mean the guy that's been Zeusing all the ladies in town?
Mark: yeah that's the guy, wanna beat the crap out of him with me?
James: sure!
James: you mean the guy that's been Zeusing all the ladies in town?
Mark: yeah that's the guy, wanna beat the crap out of him with me?
James: sure!
by doctor no not doing that October 4, 2020
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