A person of superior intelligence who possesses an unparalleled ability to sniff out bullshitters, frauds and fakes.
Dude, don't try puttin' any scams on that girl, she's a real zemba when it comes to snoping out frauds!
by DiamondDawgz November 12, 2014
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You know you have experienced such a happening when you are encountered by a zelaz. Sometime during said encounter you are perhaps politely asked to go smoke blunts in a nearby forest. Unfortunately these promises of free weed only end in an bedeviled way: a zelaz, now wearing either a top hat or pilots hat, will suddenly shapeshift into gay lover mode. Now, with only you in a zelaz's sights, your unfortunate doom inevitably awaits you: fondlage or butt rape.
You know you have experienced such a happening when you are encountered by a zelaz. Sometime during said encounter you are perhaps politely asked to go smoke blunts in a nearby forest. Unfortunately these promises of free weed only end in an bedeviled way: a zelaz, now wearing either a top hat or pilots hat, will suddenly shapeshift into gay lover mode. Now, with only you in a zelaz's sights, your unfortunate doom inevitably awaits you: fondlage or butt rape.
Man you wont believe what just happened to me. Some gay guy tried to rape me in the forest.. thankfully i got away with some free weed n bogies... goddamn zelazenhooch..
by db squirtin November 26, 2010
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Get the Zela mug.Zelal’s are powerful and determined people they make there own rules and are born leaders . They aren’t afraid of anyone and will speak there thoughts out loud if it comes to an unfair situation ; they will win . Zelal’s are talented ,creative people they are fast learners and are good at anything if you doubt her she will prove you wrong they are dream chasers and stubborn people !! Zelal’s are also fast people they like to finish anything as soon as they set there mind on it they could be and look a bit lazy but don’t think that she can’t do anything ! They are usually attention seekers and like to be apart of something exiting and adventurous they usually end in does situations in life but they are up for it ! They are naturally crazy and sarcastic people they have a weird set of mind and act differently but they are mature in most situations or events well most of them haha . They don’t fail to impress others and have big achievements they have a great figure and usually are insecure of themselves but they are beautiful then what they think they are there own friends (: they could be a bit confusing but people around them are used to it and adore it !! And that’s what a Zelal is , it’s a unique name but it has many meanings to it and maybe many more (;
Person 1 - “ is that zelal I thought she wouldn’t come “
Person 2 - “ I am not surprised but I know that this party is gonna get wild “
Person 3- “ yup she bring the fun in here can’t wait “
Person 2 - “ I am not surprised but I know that this party is gonna get wild “
Person 3- “ yup she bring the fun in here can’t wait “
by SakuraKisses June 8, 2020
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Did you see yesterday when I threw that New Zealand nut sack directly at that guys nut sack. He fell to ground cursing his ass off and he was holding his nuts for five minutes.
by Slimmy Meerkat December 3, 2013
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Girl: Did you see zeila yesterday
Other girl: yeah she gave me some good music to listen to
Girl: what kind
Other girl: my chemical romance and twenty one pilots
Other girl: yeah she gave me some good music to listen to
Girl: what kind
Other girl: my chemical romance and twenty one pilots
by Zeila March 14, 2017
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