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renee zellweger

Renee Zellweger: An extraordinarily hideous actress who looks like she's suffering from a variety of different syndromes; namely: anaphylactic shock, constipation, variola major (smallpox), and bloating.
Just look at Renee Zellweger's "un-touched" photos. Serious allergic reaction there.
by Jada Skye October 29, 2006
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Zelle

Best Girl Ever.

She's pretty.
She has a perfect figure.
She's sexy.
She's tall.
She's flawless.
She can sing.
She can dance.
She can act.
Every guy wants her.
She knows how to treat everyone.
She's every guy's ideal girl.
Every girl gets jealous of her.
She doesnt care what people think about her.
She's very smart.
She's very funny.

She's just too perfect.
OMG! Zelle is so amazing! I hope I'll meet her someday.
by YourAdmirer____ July 9, 2011
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shane zeller

an amazing example of muscle tone and fuzzy hair
Look at that kid, he's such a Shane Zeller.
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zellered

To become so intoxicated that the bouncer throws you out of a club or bar.
Did you hear? Dan got Zellered from the club last night!
by BroRad August 4, 2014
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zelle

A female name meaning wise and peaceful warrior. A senshi. Girls with this name tend to be highly opinionated, strong-willed, mostly right, good at karate, empathetic, and are absolute BAMFs.
I wanted to ask Zelle for a date; but, I was terrified she would beat me up due to my past indiscretions. Zelle seemed to be able to read my mind.
by spacecakey April 6, 2010
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Zellers Promotion

A promotion when they wont say its a promotion, It gives you double the work at the same wage which is about the same as minium wage.
I just did till before. now i get to do till, fitting rooms, and clean the store.

Yet thats a Zellars Promotion

but do i get a raise,
Nope i said its a "Zellers Promotion".
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zeline

Zeline is an extremely beautiful, trustworthy strong girl who is always there for you. You can always count on a Zeline to make your day happier. Seeing a Zeline can brighten anyone's day when she smiles at you. Zeline is a girl that doesn't take shit from anyone and if you say something, she will call you up on it. Zeline is a very sexy, funny, attractive young lady and deserves the world. Zeline has a great sense of humor and you can always promise a Zeline to have a laugh with you.

You would be a very lucky person to meet a Zeline.
Dayum look at that girl dude

I bet her name is Zeline
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