Zayn Malik

An incredibly hot member of the band One Direction, which formed on the popular tv singing show, The X-Factor.
Girl 1: So, who's your favourite from One Direction?
Girl 2: Obviously Zayn Malik!
Girl 1: OMG me too, he is so hot!
by mrahaha November 12, 2010
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He is a sex god from the planet Sexurus. He is beautiful and he has a strong relationship with his mirror. He uses like 50 cans of hairspray on his sexually attractive hair. <3 Many girls ship Zirror because it is 100% true love.
Guy: who is this hot sexually sexy one?
Me: -not looking who he is talking about and just asumes its Zayn- OH that sexy one is Zayn Malik
by BillyBobSaget July 03, 2012
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Zayn Malik is what you call Jesus. His high notes are almost as high as him and Zayn could be covered in camel poo and still look hot af. Zayn malik is another word for perfect.
"How does this dress look?"
"Omg its so Zayn Malik"
"It must look hella good them"
by ZaynMalikIsGod November 03, 2014
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Zayn Malik is a fcking sex god. He has beautiful hazel eyes that look like melting honey in the sun. His hair is dark brown and gosh its so sexy. Zayn is beautiful, gorgeous and handsome at the same time. He is incredibly strong an he has the cutesy smile ever. Istg his smile could light up the whole world. You can also call that man Jesus. He is literall perfection and hot asf. His highnotes are as high as him and his music is heaven to my ears. His music can literally cause an orgasm or more ;)
X: “Wow who is that? They look so fcking sexy omg”
You: “Thats Zayn Malik bro”
X: “He is literall perfection
You: “Ikr
by kayloveszayn April 17, 2022
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Boy, Zayn Malik is gonna be joining the 27 Club next year the way he's going aye.
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a former member of 1D. Also known as the destroyer of 13 year old girls dreams, causing mass suicide across the world.
Why did she even commit suicide? Zayn Malik
by therealyoungmoney March 31, 2015
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The boy that left One Direction for a fat greasy burrito
(Person 1) Did you hear about Zayn Malik

leaving 1D
(Person 2) Yeah. I don't know why he left us for a burrito
by 5saucelovey April 20, 2015
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