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Zayn Malik

Former member of One Direction; Pakistani-English(British)-Irish; the hottest piece of shit that will ever roam the planet Earth. Is referred to as zaddy, zad, god, sunshine, instahoe etc. Fandom is called zquad.

Person 1: Omg who is that asian guy with the (hair color he has now) hair and the thick brit accent?

Person 2: It's Zayn Malik, aka zaddy, aka god, aka owner of this here pussy *pops the 'p'*
Liam Payne Harry Styles One Direction Niall Horan stan zquad Louis Tomlinson

by stfuobama October 28, 2015