Yarm

yark; to be already in knowing

Yarm the vibes bradley!!

by YARMYAMBLAM December 17, 2019

yarmulcop

a jewish police officer; specifically, one who wears a yarmulke

The yarmulcop walked out of the kosher deli and got into his police car.

by sargeant schwartz January 2, 2009

Skin Yamaka (Yarmulke)

When a middle aged man is balding only in the spot where a Jewish Yamaka (Yarmulke) would be worn.

Student 1: Dude, our teacher is getting old. I think he's balding!
Student 2: Yeah! I think he has a Skin Yamaka (Yarmulke)!

by Mr. Turtle096 September 30, 2010

Golden Yarmulke

A circular bald patch on the top-back portion of the head most often found on men from 17 - 53 who are experiencing hair loss. Because of the location of the patch it is typically tan.

After Bill's wife caught him in bed with another man, the radius of his Golden Yarmulke seemed to increase at a much faster clip.

by leveller225 September 15, 2004

chocolate yarmulka

When two people are playing naked leapfrog, and the person doing the 'leaping' doesn't quite make it over the other person, thus landing on their head, hence giving the unlucky person a 'chocolate yarmulka'

"Did a bird just drop a load on your head, or did you just get a chocolate yarmulka at the nudist colony?"

by Tim A October 17, 2005

Ramen Yarmulke

The name given to the material ejected on to a fellators head while being vomited on by the the person you are fellating.

Following a huge chili dinner, Frank failed to notify Darlene that he was extremely drunk when she began to fellate him. It came as no surprise to him when he vomited his dinner onto her head. Darlene screamed and immediately ran to the shower to clean off her newly delivered Ramen Yarmulke

by puckmonkey January 29, 2009

dirty yarmulke

When you are getting a blow job, you shit in your hand and slam it on the back of your partner's head.

I don't like it when Dan Schwartz gives me the dirty yarmulke. Oi vey!

by LisaNaked March 20, 2004