worksturbate

To work all by yourself.

Poor guy, he has to worksturbate today.

by sinisterbabysitter February 22, 2008

Workster

\werk-stur\n. adj. A word coined by New York's Blackout Artists for an individual who has chosen the responsible path in life while still remaining to ooze coolness. Workster's value non mainstream music, the arts, blogs, bikes, skateboards long and short, vintage-esque clothes (on the nights and weekends), fitness, social settings, moderate politics, hobbies, capitalism, and careers with a future.

Lawyer 1: Bill, what are you listening to?
Lawyer 2: Yeasayer
Lawyer 1: Never heard of-em
Lawyer 2: Most people haven't
Lawyer 1: ...fucking workster

Banker 1: Steve, I can't stand this baggy-ass button down. There's always so much shit in the back. Does Macy's carry that fitted shirt you were wearing yesterday?
Banker 2: No
Banker 1: ...fucking workster

Rando super-hot girl at lounge: I love those boots. And that shirt is awesome- what vintage store did you find that at?
Corporate Real Estate Analyst: Saks.
Rando super-hot girl at lounge: ...fucking workster

by The Generator Moderator November 12, 2010

workstache

noun: a mustache that is grown to an excessive length because you don't have any free time to shave that sucker off due to a large amount of stress, obligations, or work.

Alton: Dude, what's that cat doing on your face?
Brian: Chill yo, that's my workstache!

Brian: Oh my gosh, I'm so stressed out! I have so much work to do and not enough time to do it! At least afterwards I'll be more like Chuck Norris.
Alton: Dude, your workstache is gunna be awesome. I wish I had one!
Brian: Nah man, you're not capable of growing one of these babies, you sleep too much for that!
Alton: Aw shucks! I'm SO jealous!

by Harri Upper Lip November 11, 2010

Wokist

People who can't stop seeing the world through the lens of wokism.

Wokists lump all the woke together and consider them morally, intellectually or physically inferior - which is hard to avoid because woke culture is, more often than not, objectively inconsistent.

Being a wokist is still bad though: it means you have started to hate fellow humans because of their group.

“I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their politics but by the content of their character.”
Martin Luther King Jr.

"Father, forgive the woke, for they know not what they do"
Even on the cross, Jesus never turned wokist.

by dadadal March 7, 2021

workitis

noun. An uncureable disease that makes you have sever ticks when stepping into the workplace.

Rockie had workitis when she is walking into The Jiggly Room.

by Motorola_Queen January 23, 2008

Workish

The act of multitasking your daily duties at work, downloading music, shopping on eBay, chatting online and checking your personal emails while appearing to be professional and productive in your cubicle/office.

Sorry Mr. Lonny, I cannot attend your 4:30 meeting, I am swamped with workish!

by Big Cee July 2, 2005

Wordist

An adjective and/or noun used for a person who discriminates against words

if you think the two words kidnapping and babysitting are different in meaning, then you’re a wordist.

by SoupEggs June 29, 2023