workstipation 

A backup of tasks that never seem to complete, but then one day you arrive at work without a hangover and get them all done in two hours. The relief is like letting loose a poo that has been hanging around in your mind for days. Time for a drink. You earned it, buddy! Start the cycle over again. Addiction to laxatives is very common. Addiction to booze is even more common. Workstipation afflicts many more people than even know they have it.

Jesus Fucking Christ, I can't believe no one noticed that I had Workstipation for the past three months. All I gotta do is sober up here once in a while to get shit done? Fuck yeah! Let the work poo flow, bitches. Eat it.

workstipation by drunk dude 69 June 13, 2018

Workstipation 

When you have to poop at work but there is a huge gap in the stall so all your co-workers can see you and you get very constipated wishing you were still working from home.

Three weeks back at the office after covid, have to go number 2, and no way I'm pooping next to my co-workers who recognize my shoes, so yeah, I have Workstipation.

Workstipation by PickleBadger April 13, 2022

Workstitution 

A term describing how Work is much like Prostitution. A company has the use of your body for a period of time (8hr +) in exchange for money.

Gary was a whore for Overtime. He didn't care how bad Management treated him . He fell deep into Workstitution.

Workstitution by will bitten December 24, 2016

NT 4 Workstation

See NT

NT 4 Workstation by Gary Destruction July 21, 2003

Workstation

A girl's vagina

That girl's workstation is pretty dirty, might wanna stay away from that for a while

Workstation by Daysend February 11, 2010

wordstipation 

(n.) A condition suffered by writers when what they want to write is all there in the writer's head, but the words just won't come out onto the page.

Jen: How's the new book coming along?

Rod: I have wordstipation. The story's all there in my head, but it just won't come out onto the page.

wordstipation by Meg Leigh May 12, 2010

Workstation Vacation 

This is what occurs when your overbearing, micro-managing boss is not in the office for the day and you finally have a chance to relax and enjoy your day and co-workers. Usually, little or no actual work is accomplished during this time, so you are on a kind of vacation even though you are at work.

Jim, why is everyone smiling and laughing over here today? What happened?

Nothing. We're all just on a workstation vacation because Janet is out for the day at a conference.

Workstation Vacation by c2herr April 7, 2011