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A backup of tasks that never seem to complete, but then one day you arrive at work without a hangover and get them all done in two hours. The relief is like letting loose a poo that has been hanging around in your mind for days. Time for a drink. You earned it, buddy! Start the cycle over again. Addiction to laxatives is very common. Addiction to booze is even more common. Workstipation afflicts many more people than even know they have it.
Jesus Fucking Christ, I can't believe no one noticed that I had Workstipation for the past three months. All I gotta do is sober up here once in a while to get shit done? Fuck yeah! Let the work poo flow, bitches. Eat it.
by drunk dude 69 June 13, 2018
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