wong

A male's penis, a male's private part.

Wow, that guy has a huge wong.

by Katie M B January 16, 2008

wong

A goofy person; often used as a nickname.

We found wong playing with a napkin

by Brian Brackenwood April 27, 2006

wong

the opposite of "wight"

ah chang, how come asian kid get math problem wong?

by mr tallywhacker January 29, 2007

wong

When you slap a woman across the side of her tit, hard.

Heh, you just got wonged.

by scarebear86 November 7, 2007

wong

to smoke marijuana and drink coffee in the morning and/or early afternoon, creating a buzz that combines the high of pot with the effects of caffiene; derived from wake and bong

Peter and Eliza wonged for the better part of the day, listening to music, playing chess and eventually ordering fish tacos.

by ELP111 December 12, 2008

Wong

1. A particularly lascivious bastard
2. One who engages in non-discreet ogling of the opposite sex
3. A person who plants cameras underneath office desks
4. The act of planting cameras underneath office desks

1. Man, that guy is such a Wong!
2. KDub wonged the new girl's cube.

by KDubb April 8, 2007

wonged

A white guy who gets toyed with by an asian hottie and then is not given any sexual release.

- Man, that smokin' asian was all over you in the club. Wish I was you last night!
- Ya, right. She bolted for home as soon as we left the club. Said her parents had a curfew.
- What, you didn't even get to jack on her bitty asian titties?!? Dude, you've been wonged! That shit ain't right.

by Foo man choo November 22, 2011