1.Weapons of Mass Destruction--A mythical concept that lives in the minds of paranoid, old, white guys and is used to scare the public and gather support for attacking another country.
(also see bogeyman)
2.A term used to generate income for Haliburton.
3.Something that the US is permitted to own, but reserves the right to determine which other countries may also own them.
(also see bogeyman)
2.A term used to generate income for Haliburton.
3.Something that the US is permitted to own, but reserves the right to determine which other countries may also own them.
If we can convice Americans that Iraq has WMDs, we can kick the snot out of them and pay Haliburton to rebuild the place.
by Monkdunker September 03, 2003
An oddly large by average standards or a disproportionately sized body part when in comparison to the rest of the body. A WMD is therefore within the 95th percentile in anthropological terms.
Since childhood Joe has had a WMD, as one of his toes is disproportionally large compared to his others.
by TheBastardSquad January 22, 2021
WMD - Acronym (Weapon of Mass Destruction): An implement of war utilized to inflict mass casualties. These weapons typically fall into three categories: Chemical, Biological, and Nuclear.
Chemical Weapon - Using a caustic, non-biological agent to harm living entities.
Biological Weapon - Using a living organism (disease, virii, etc.) to harm living entities.
Nuclear Weapon - Utilizing an uncontrolled nuclear fission reaction (atomic bomb) and/or radioactive materials ("dirty bomb") to cause destruction to living entities and inanimate objects.
Needless to say, the production, possession, trade, and use of WMDs is and will remain a topic of contention and controversy.
Chemical Weapon - Using a caustic, non-biological agent to harm living entities.
Biological Weapon - Using a living organism (disease, virii, etc.) to harm living entities.
Nuclear Weapon - Utilizing an uncontrolled nuclear fission reaction (atomic bomb) and/or radioactive materials ("dirty bomb") to cause destruction to living entities and inanimate objects.
Needless to say, the production, possession, trade, and use of WMDs is and will remain a topic of contention and controversy.
A "Neutron Bomb" is a fictional WMD. In theory, it uses a powerful (so far fictional) agent "Red Mercury" to cause a massive flux of energy. It causes no concussive blast, but annihilates all living organisms within a large radius.
by Generic January 03, 2004
Dammit, those smart Iraqis managed to get rid of their WMDs just before we invaded. Well, I suppose now that we're here, we should have a look...
dumdedum. Don't see any. Hm.
But they're definitely here! We're AMERICAN you know, we can't possibly be WRONG. It's those damn Iraqis and their magic invisible dust again.
dumdedum. Don't see any. Hm.
But they're definitely here! We're AMERICAN you know, we can't possibly be WRONG. It's those damn Iraqis and their magic invisible dust again.
by caters June 22, 2005
by army_azn January 31, 2005
by Pretzels Kill September 24, 2004
an acronym for Weapons of Mass Distraction. Refers to a female maintaining mammaries protruding from her thoracic cavity in the shape of rockets or missiles. Leaving all men in the vicinity stupified and all women burning green with envy.
by Geo X. & Ty Moy April 18, 2008