withering away

to wither

conor: woah where did josh go
kallum: he withered away

withering away

by muph August 4, 2021

witter

British slang for talking nonsense at length. Often used with the word 'on' (as in 'wittering on') to suggest that the speaker has no particular point to make, they are just talking on and on, as if the talk has developed a momentum of its own that prevents it from ending. Probably used more in the North than the South, and used more often with regard to women than men. However, when used to to describe a man, there is a strong suggestion of weakness, or unmanliness.

Why were you on the phone for so long?

It was my mum, she was wittering on about how I never call her; and she wonders why....

by JG El Supremo January 11, 2018

John Witherspoon Basketball Team

The John Witherspoon Basketball Squad was usually not the best. The 2019-2020 team was the best of all time. The team put up historic numbers. Running point, Alex had the most wide open layups in league history. Shooting guard, Remy had insane numbers all around, he had the most 3’s in franchise history and the highest 3’s% in league history. Small Foward, Pasquale has set the record of most techs and most fights in league history, he averaged about 4.2 fights per game. At Power forward, John Robert was a really good player, he got recruited to play in New Hampshire. John Robert had the most blocks in league history with 11.3 per game. Starting center was 6’ 9” Jihad. Jihad was one of the best centers in league history as he averaged 24.2 rebounds per game. This starting 5 was amazing and there bench also was really good as they put up the most numbers for being on the bench. This squad was coach by the one and only Coach Carter (AKA 🛒 👂). One of the reasons why Witherspoon played so well was due to the massive fan section. Some fans gave Alex some Gobstoppers, this gave him the energy he needed. The fan section was helpful because they always made tons of noise when the opponents were shooting. The best part about this team was that after the games ended, Carter would play a game in the locker room, it was dodge ball but with markers and only Carter could throw them. Carter ended up winning coach of the day one day. This is a season for the books.

I don’t wanna play against the John Witherspoon Basketball Team because they will fuck me in the ass.

by issajokebro February 11, 2021

Withered Carrot

A reward that has been presented and withdrawn so many times as to become undesirable

Man, that Casino project has hit the street so many times it looks like a withered carrot

by bj63 April 29, 2011

witheredproduction

A totally rad dude who loves canned corn and Withered Chica. Def one of my fav moots lol. Has an odd obsession with Ballora’s “Milkies”

“Did you hear about witheredproduction?”
“Yeah I heard he hit 14.8k followers on TikTok ”
“Wow that’s pretty rad”

by MyGlitchtrap May 18, 2022

Wither Head

When you ex a bottle of tabasco before giving someone a blowjob

Did you hear that Spencer gave Todd Wither Head yesterday. He is in hospital now.

by Breadslayer69 December 21, 2022

wither on the vine

if something withers on the vine, it is destroyed very gradually, usually because no one does anything to help or support it.

Plans to create cheap housing for the poor seem doomed to wither on the vine.

by BIG BIRD7 January 23, 2009