Max Weinberg

1. Drummer in the Max Weinberg 7 along with such notable characters like La Bamba.
2. See "God"

"I Love Max Weinberg's serious face stare with Conan...my dream would be for a whole show of late night to be just Conan and Max staring eachother down"

by Dave Henney July 23, 2004

Winterguard

Winterguard is the sport of the arts. Girls (and guys) work for months before compitions even start. Sometimes even before they are scheduled. Members of the team work their butts off spinning flag, rifle, and sabre. They dance, memorize drill, and work their butts off to get in shape. People say it isn't sport. You tell me next time i'm at practice and i'm doing conditioning. Also, when it's the 'off season' (known as fall and summer season) they are also working. Then they are working with the band. Which pretty much is the same practice schedule. It's intense! (oh...and we're NOT drill team)

Little girl: wow...look at the drill team
winterguard member: uhh....ya no. COLORguard.
Little girl: oh....
Winterguard member: (smile and walk back proudly)

by Hanlynna March 18, 2011

Wimberger

A teacher that runs marathons but doesn't shut up about them. She is a carpet-muncher, she likes to ruin people's days, and teach global studies. She hands out 5 page packets that are due the next day and turns in to a goblin if it isn't done. She has one hell of a nose and will often times memorize your entire life story. She hates smartphones but loves being a gaylien.

Jimmy ran one marathon and turned into a wimberger.

What a shame

by TeddalibuHater February 7, 2019

Winterguard

An extremely difficult sport in which usually teenage girls dress up in various manners and perform infront of many people. In some winterguards, members have very simple makeup, others, more extravagent makeup. The winterguard members can use flags, rifles, sabres, and sometimes maces (flags on chains). The winterguard is an extension of colorguard.

"Our winterguard theme this year is White Houses by Vanessa Carlton."
"I am using a sabre and flag in our performance."

by the AwEsOmE one May 13, 2005

Wintergirl

A term for a clinically anorexic or bulimic individual. Most commonly a girl, most commonly a teenage girl.
Term is derived from a book written by Lori Halse Anderson.

I feel bad for Sara, she's a wintergirl you know.

by ohmyfuckinggodilovepenutbutter July 10, 2009

winterguard

a group of girls and guys that spin flag, rifle, and sabre... and show up those conceited cheerleaders and queerleaders

winterguard is tougher than cheerleading...

by guardfish March 10, 2009

Winterguard

An intense sport combining the dance of colorguard, with the inner-dragon of karate!

Person 1: Where are you going?
Person 2: Winterguard! It's the coolest!

by Shelby D. Foote February 11, 2010