1. Noun. La Bamba is a chain of Mexican restaurants scattered throughout the Midwest, offering traditional Mexican dishes as well as, according to their slogan, "burritos as big as your head."
2. Noun. A turd roughly constituting the relative size of one's own head--generally produced the morning after a drunken binge at La Bamba.
"I just made a La Bamba!"
by dollyrocker68 September 14, 2009
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When before anal sex, you put a slice of jalapeno pepper on an asshole, wait till it starts to burn, and fuck them in the ass.
My boyfriend did the La Bamba to me last night.
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A variation of coitus, where upon giving a rainbow kiss, the male participant will vomit inside of the vaginal walls of the recipient. Once this criterion is met for the La Bamba, the female proceeds to consume the biproducts of this unholy coupling. Named for the infamous mexican restaurant La Bamba, where the food resembles such an activity.
"Inspiration and genius--thy name is La Bamba."
- adapted from Victor Hugo
by Tim Rice September 30, 2007
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music of a spanish origin that people that stankkkkkk listen to. You know who that is...

1 1 Y 3
Man 1: La Bamba...ole ole...

Man 2: You must stank really badly to listen to la bamba

Man 3: What just because you think you got mafia connections?
Man 4: Hillllllloxxxxxxx..no really la bamba is shit
by Ms.Battydale September 27, 2007
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