Winja

n. A window ninja. Swings from rope attached to the top of a tall office building for the purpose of cleaning its windows. Like a ninja, he has the powers of stealth. Also like a ninja, he has the capacity to kill a man in a variety of ways. A winja's preferred weapon is the squeegee. When stealth is not necessary, winjas have been known to sing while stalking their victims.

When I walked back into my office, the winja outside my window scared the crap out of me. I knew he was not there for me because I was still alive.

by Winja November 15, 2006

Wiinjury

The general aching or an injury sustained from playing on the Nintendo Wii.

"You hit me with the Wiimote and caused significant injury, now I have a Wiinjury"

-OR-

"I've been playing on the Wii for so long I have a Wiinjury"

by Ryan Bradley November 6, 2007

wiznja

A wizard ninja

When you are in middle school obsessed with Harry Potter and Twilight at the same time and you are asian.

I will judge if you are worthy of being a wiznja like me.

by Wiznja18 November 9, 2014

Winja

1. A White dude being a ninja!

2. A White ninja.

3. DMC drunk early in the morning.

Dude that guys a Winja!

I am the Winja

Winja-death star!!

by DMC13 August 14, 2006

Wiinjuries

Injuries you get from playing Wii

I got Wiinjuries from playing Wii last night

by CaitieChaos December 30, 2008

Winja

A person who is capable of owning you in everything that you do. Similar to a Grammar Nazi, A One Upper, only better.

"Dude, that is the fourth stright time you beat me in this game, what are you? Some sort of a Winja?"

by Burt Nubbins August 18, 2009

wiijaculation

In an intense battle of Wii Tennis right after you swing the Wiimote for the match point the wristband breaks and your Wiimote goes through the tv screen and in the moment of all of this excitement you cum yourself.

Mom- why are you so upset billy?

Billy- well i was kicking ashley's ass in a game of Wii Tennis and wiijaculation happened........... *sniffles*

Mom - ....what the fuck happened to your pants.....

Billy - yea. about that.....

by Jacky (passive) February 8, 2008