n. A window ninja. Swings from rope attached to the top of a tall office building for the purpose of cleaning its windows. Like a ninja, he has the powers of stealth. Also like a ninja, he has the capacity to kill a man in a variety of ways. A winja's preferred weapon is the squeegee. When stealth is not necessary, winjas have been known to sing while stalking their victims.
When I walked back into my office, the winja outside my window scared the crap out of me. I knew he was not there for me because I was still alive.
by Winja November 15, 2006