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Whistance 

There are moments in a man's life where he plays as a female character in a video game

character and decides that that is worthy of a self diagnosis of gender dysphoria.
On hormone replacement therapy and with a kawaii skirt in hand, it's time to
use a random name generator to create a moniker suitable for a princess such as yourself.

The process is not significant. What matters is the TIM period blood that shall be paved
henceforth as Whistance. Avert thy eyes Lesbians, before you stands the final boss of
autogynophilia.
Dude 1: I have become Whistance destroyer of wombs.
Dude 2: That Whistance pee pee is poggers and gender neutral.
Whistance by Sh1ump4AchtAcht July 17, 2022

good whiskers

This is a boxing term for someone who is hard to knock out, the opposite of glass jaw.
Ray Mercer had good whiskers and a good chin, so no KO was likely.
good whiskers by I, Wreckerrr December 2, 2016

dirt whisperer 

Noun: A homosexual man who makes passes at another man through the use of social media with the intention of getting dirty.
That doctor must be a dirt whisperer with all the things he said about his landscaper on Facebook.
dirt whisperer by MJ\/FB October 8, 2013
A common kitchen tool that is apparently is also used in pornography to satisfy the kinkiest internet lads.

It is also a trigger warning for YouTubers Dan Howell (danisnotonfire) and Tyler Oakley. Yeah...the video is on Tyler Oakley's channel. "Watching Strange Porn??? (ft. Dan Howell) | Tyler Oakley"
Dan is sat comfortably on his couch having a nice chat with Phil when Tyler jumps out from no where and whispers, "Whisk," into Dan's ear. Dan screams and goes into shock as he is bombarded with all the images of the mentally disturbing whisk porno he watched with Tyler all those years ago. Tyler's evil cackling drowns out the sounds of Dan's whimpering. Phil tries to help poor Dan, who is now in a fetal position on the floor, but the images racing through Dan's brain are too much. Too much. Phil inhales sharply and tightens his fist in anger as he dramatically looks out the window.

"Was it worth it?" Phil grinds out, "Was the video worth this trauma?" Tyler sobers up at Phil's dangerous tone.
"No." Tyler smirks, "It was worth everything. Wire whisk stretches her monstrous cunt open."
WHISK by funkymunch January 29, 2016

Cave whistler 

A usually large lesbian that eats more pussy than 20 fat girls eat chocolate. They're known to sport big tattoos & wear men's muscle shirts
Check out that cave whistler over there. I bet she eats more pussy in a weekend than the four of us eat in a year.
Cave whistler by Cowboyone July 15, 2020

gay whistle

The high-pitched sound made by certain, generally more effeminate, gay men when pronouncing the letter 'S'. It is similar to a lisp, with the added component of a whistle produced by blowing air through the front teeth.
John: Oh, sweety, that guy across the bar is absolutely fabulousssssss...
Jason: No kidding, but back off on that gay whistle; I heard he's only into hard-core butch guys.

Sarah: I really like John. I'm thinking of asking him out.
Susan: Girl, are you crazy? Didn't you hear his gay whistle?
gay whistle by WonderWorder May 13, 2011