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Wet Weetabix

The term given for a male/female that you would seek to or recommend to ‘eat out’ the vagina of or anus again.
I’ll be seeing her again, she sure is nutritious Wet Weetabix!
by Tomay Stoves April 11, 2021
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weetabix weed

Weed, that is super dry and breaks apart when you just softly touch it.
Dude 1: my cannabis weetabix weed man. Dude 2: Man that sucks.
by BatmanAlexeh November 11, 2020
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Weetabix and milk baby

A phrase used by Maxmoefoe in iDubbbzTV’s videos, especially referenced in ‘ Giant Panda Mating Season’ featuring maxmoefoe, Filthy Frank and Anything4views. It is used to exclamate vivid euphoria and excitement.
Example:

During the video: Giant Panda Mating Season, Max and Frank are dressed up as pandas having the time of their life and not giving a shit, they are both very ecstatic to be in such a position.

Max and Frank in unison: “WOO, WEETABIX AND MILK BABY!”
by illiterate illegitimate August 13, 2018
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licks on ya weetabix

The equivalent of "shame" or "unlucky" to somebody who suffers a bit of misfortune, but it should not be used offensively e.g. if somebodys mate dies you shouldnt say it. You should only say it when its laughable at.
a friend: "I got turned down for the job because they said they didnt like my hair"

Me: "Licks on ya weetabix!!"
by Tom O'G November 15, 2006
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Dirty Weetabix

A sex act, in which the receiver sucks a fart out of the aggressor's Anus. The act was allegedly first performed by a cornish man looking to supplement his choice, staple wheat breakfast block, with a lightweight and less colorific, airy alternative, owing it's name - The dirty weetabix.
'Ere now, where you to with my bloody fart box bitch, I needs me dirty weetabix quick fast.
by Thefunkjuice July 30, 2017
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Weetabix of Baccy

25g of handrolling tobacco
When asking at your local shop for 25g of tobacco, saying "a weetabix of baccy please"
by eMpTy007 October 6, 2011
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weetabix

Breakfast cereal sold in the UK. It consists of several pounds of wheat and protein supplements compacted into a couple of inches. Milk is poured on them, and large people eat.
*robin hood and the merry men are riding through the forest on horseback*

Robin hood, robin hood riding through the glenn. robin hood, robin hood and his band of men. Feared by the bad, loved by the good, robin hood, robin hood, robin hood.

*they arrive at a castle only to see the sherriff eating weetabix upon a tower. Robin realises he hasn't eaten his 'bix. The sherriff has a self-satisfied grin on his face*

Robin hood, robin hood is he in a fix? Robin hood robin hood forgot his weetabix! Shall he ride home? And not save the good?

*robin rides off with his men*


'Cause he should. 'Cause he should. 'Cause he should!


--Early 90's weetabix advert.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004
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