weebely

A term a woman uses to describe her boyfriend's penis in front of his or her parents

Dad: how is your boyfriend?

Me: he's fine, just got a problem with his weebely at the moment

by M Bucket April 7, 2017

Weener Wrap

A Weener Wrap is the act of cloaking your penis in any one of the Sesame Street puppets and presenting it to ones lover while imitating the character's voice

Joey's girl said she's had it with his Weener Wraps after he went full Cookie Monster on her in bed again

by Apollo83 July 13, 2019

dinky weineling

A flaccid penis. Characterized by its flopping around if ungirded.

He was streaking in cold weather and everyone saw his dinky weineling.

by Badtoodles May 13, 2010

weenes

A weenes is the skin behind your elbow. That you can strech out.

You can pull the weenes.

by Kya Lastname April 22, 2012

Weener

An idiotic doofus. Much like dork, weener is a 'penis' insult.

You stole my pen, you weener!

by Diggity Monkeez February 21, 2005

Weener Banjo

The process of taking any male human being and grabbing the shaft of his penis and pulling it up and tying it around his shoulder. If the genitalia has not ripped by this point, you proceed to take the man and turn him on his side and strum on his stretched out penis as if you would do on a banjo making very melodic and beautiful sounds.

Jeff: Man! This song is so soothing.
Mike: Of course it is, it's made using one of the most beautiful instruments on earth.
Jeff: What would that be?
Mike: The Weener Banjo, of course!

by JuicyWookie February 14, 2012

Weenerscape

the growingly popular version of the MMORPG Runescape, in which players are penises instead of people.

Guy 1: Have you seen gavin today?
guy 2: Yeah, he's playing Weenerscape

by Gayvin Lucky June 10, 2009