Wark

A wark is any bird with a long beak and neck. Common warks include ducks, swans, pelicans, herons, egrets and ibis.
by Morgan Martin-Skerm March 03, 2008
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warking

The act of pissing about on Facebook when one really ought to be working.
Are you still at work?" "Yes, I've been warking really hard. I still have a giant stack of paperwork but I gained three levels in Farmville.
by segacs November 08, 2010
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Warking

The action of both working and wanking alternatively at work.
1. Dude I've been warking all day. It's really depressing.

2. Dude1: Yeah I've been going a bit on pitchfork at today.

Dude2: Mate you're such a warker.

Boss (comming from behind): Off you two fucks.
by The Fucker from Chicago October 27, 2010
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Wark

verb

pronounced War-k

1. to butt-fuck the shit out of someone
Guy 1: "Dude, did you wark him last night?"

Guy 2: "Man, we warked so hard, and there was wark sauce EVERYWHERE"

Guy 1: "Hey man, chu gei?"
by MackW March 19, 2009
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Matt Wark

An extremely good looking, ripped male who excels in all sports known to man. Matt Wark is extremely muscular. He is the founder of the bodybuilding association known as "Swoll Patrol".
Girls are naturally drawn to his huge muscles and stunning good looks. People Matt Wark is often confused with: Michael Jordan, Usain Bolt, A-Rod, Kelly Slater, Danny Way and Chuck Norris. Matt Wark is usually reffered to as a "Sexy Beast".
Guy 1: Did you see Matt Wark just dunk from half court?
Guy 2: No he was moving to fast it was just a blurr.
Girl 1: Hes so muscular! I want his bod!
by mrfrikinawesome August 03, 2011
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wark the chocobo

One of the many slang terms for male masturbation.
Jimmy had to wark the chocobo while watching a hot porn movie to relieve himself from the hot girls in it.
by JoeMK October 26, 2005
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Jye Wark

“we’re going home boys” This cutey misses og fortnite a lot and wants to go back home with the boys. He is known for being a sigma and wil and i repeat will rizz you up
Ayo that’s Jye Wark, often comparible to baby gronk. this guy will for sure put a baby in me
by PROGITHY July 02, 2024
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