winstone

a term used to describe a creature preserved in tar.

the sabre tooth tiger in the tar pit was a 'winstone'

by max levy October 8, 2004

Wangston R. Longshanks III

The best ever name for your johnson. Ever. Period.

She wanted to see Wangston R. Longshanks III, so I unzipped and whipped him out right there.

by Peter . Heineken May 29, 2008

Wanksteve

To constantly be one-upped.

Raymar: "Dude yesterday my girlfriend gave me a blumpkin!"

Dez: "Oh yea? My girlfriend gave me a reverse blumpkin and then she made me a grilled cheese."

Sasha: " Raymar you are always getting Wanksteved."

by judges beatbox May 15, 2009

winstoned

the sensation experienced when snorting cocaine with the new English plastic notes

Gaz: how was that flake last night
Jimmy: it was amazing but it got me absolutely winstoned!
Gaz: Fucking Hell mate!

by Good samaritan 12345 October 23, 2017

wanksponge

A sponge one keeps by his bedside to wank upon so as not to cause a mess.

Tim: "Hey derek, look at my bloody wanksponge!"

Derek: "Man that shit is ugly"

by Alex G Thomas January 19, 2008

walstoned

When you get a girl/guy stolen from you that you have been working on all night and your don’t pay the person back for the drinks .

That fucker walstoned me

by ECGFT June 14, 2018

Wangston

An inteligent person who is an ass hole and probably has a small dick.

That dude is such a wangston, he thinks he's so smart.

by Neezle October 18, 2008