wankmagic

extremely good masturbatory source material

it can also refer to a stupendously good wank,
or one performed under the influence of hallucinogenic substances such that the wanker envisions beams of light projecting from his 'wand'

Anton Chigurh is wankmagic

magic wank

by sam "lukewarm" water November 17, 2013

wankmaster

A noble being skilled in the art of wankery.

Emile: I love to wank all the time!
Taylor: You are truly a wankmaster
Emile:ya

by Jpar January 5, 2007

Wankmallet

A person in possession of a large cakehole who insists on hammering on about mundane and uninteresting shite.

Did ye hear that shite Tam wiz hittin oot wi? Naw I never listen tae a word that Wankmallet said.

by Blakklore May 6, 2014

Wankmaster

uhmmm...the master of wanking?

wankmaster wanks a wankey wank he does

by Wankmasta October 18, 2004

wankorama

A massive ejaculation after masturbation.

"What a wankormama, fine sir!!!!!"

by dabheel parver October 5, 2004

wankmas

Wankmas is when the whole family gets together on christmas and wank echother off around the meal

Jon: how whas your christmas?
Dan: me and my fammily had a great wankmas before we startet eating

by DennisNIck March 22, 2017

wankmart

Any store where you can buy penises.

You dont understand, I went to wankmart and they had some sexy chickens.

by Theuglyman December 12, 2017