wowbulance

A word used to describe a person who needs to play the game World of Warcraft, and has a chance of committing suicide.

Furybean: I need wow :(
Mantra: Open Beta will not occur for awhile.
Furybean: I think I just died, ggz.
Mantra: Call the WOWbulance!

wowbulance by ValorD October 28, 2004

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Wambulance

A joke used insultingly toward a person who is whining about something stupid like a tummy ache.

Whiner: Ow! Damn it to Hell, this paper cut hurts!

Other guy: Boo Hoo, let me dial WHINE-1-1 and call you a wambulance.

Wambulance by Slayn January 11, 2008

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Wambulance is a fictional ambulance for someone who cries or whines.

Someone call 9-Wa-Wa!! We need a WAMBULANCE!

Wambulance by droopie December 30, 2008

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Spoken to an individual when they are whining or complaining excessively.

Background: Combination of 'wah' and ambulance.

Guy1: Dude, I have had a totally crappy day! My hair looks horrible and I got a pimple on my butt!

Guy2: Why are you telling me this? Call the wahmbulance!!

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when someone is crying over something stupid, you tell them that you are calling one of these

see also wahmburger

Wah! Someone call a wahmbulance, this douche-tard didn't get his hs way. While you're there get him a wahmburger!

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The imaginary rescue vehicle that will rescue someone when they are incessantly whining over a trivial matter. Used mockingly, but in good humor.

Awww, that guy you gave your number to never called you? That's too bad! *snicker* Should I call a whambulance?

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When somebody gets upset, you call the Wambulance.

Person 1: "I just stubbed my toe!"
Person 2: "CRY ME A FRIGGEN RIVER! SOMEBODY CALL THE WAMBULANCE!"

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