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wankadoodledoo 

An early morning wank performed before rising from bed; the wankadoodledoo is performed at dawn.
Mark: "Hi Amber, I had a lovely wankadoodledoo this morning"
Amber: "I hope you didn't stain the bedsheets"
MARK: "No, I'm a good shot"
wankadoodledoo by Finesilver January 12, 2005

whackadoodle johnson 

An activity with undetermined goals.
Those poor bastards got tricked into playing three hours of whackadoodle johnson.
whackadoodle johnson by Cap'n Joe D September 26, 2006

wankidoodle 

The process of Getting nude and waving your junk (i.e cock'n balls)at on coming traffic in a counter clock wise motion.
"I was stuck in traffic this morning because John was wankidoodleing again."
wankidoodle by Kevin lev. December 18, 2007

Wankdoodle 

The esoteric and sexual art of being drawn on in one's semen.
"That's a nice wankdoodle of a pony, you have there."
"I would like to give you a wankdoodle."
Wankdoodle by 6446 October 18, 2011

wackydoodle 

crazy, someone who is acting silly

A giggling laughing person who cannot stop.
My roommate Amy is a wackydoodle.
You are such a wackydoodle.
wackydoodle by Meloney March 1, 2005

wankidoodle 

The act of Getting fully nude and stopping oncoming traffic by waving your junk CounterClock wise.
"I was stuck in Traffic this morning because John was Wankidoodleing again."
wankidoodle by Kevin lev. December 11, 2007