by Nunyabizznish January 9, 2018
Get the Voltron mug.Also known as a "Whore-nado," A Drunk Bitch Voltron is the result of 3-5 inebriated females at a social event linking together. This usually begins as a group hug of sorts, and then is used in order to keep balance. A Drunk Bitch Voltron can last from anywhere from five to forty minutes, but can occasionally result in skin grafting, which is referred to as a Drunk Bitch Voltron King. Drunk Bitch Voltrons are notorious for knocking over drinks, crying, and collectively screaming.
Causes of a Drunk Bitch Voltron include but are not limited to; "their song" coming on, a group talk about boys, general drunk affection, and the completion of a social shot.
Sometimes one member of a Drunk Bitch Voltron will lose stability, resulting erratic swaying or even a complete structural collapse (odds are increased when heels are involved).
DBV's cannot be reasoned with, because when forming Drunk Bitch Voltron each member sacrifices their individual hearing to become one being. It's like.... science or something.
Causes of a Drunk Bitch Voltron include but are not limited to; "their song" coming on, a group talk about boys, general drunk affection, and the completion of a social shot.
Sometimes one member of a Drunk Bitch Voltron will lose stability, resulting erratic swaying or even a complete structural collapse (odds are increased when heels are involved).
DBV's cannot be reasoned with, because when forming Drunk Bitch Voltron each member sacrifices their individual hearing to become one being. It's like.... science or something.
Person 1: Oh no! A hurricane is coming this way.
Person 2: Dude, that's just a Drunk Bitch Voltron.
Person 1: Let's move before that DBV spills my drink.
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Person 1: I think I'm going to ask the DJ to play Lady Gaga
Person 2: Umm... aren't you afraid of a DBV?
Person 1: Oh shit, you're right.
Person 2: You know how I know you're gay?
Person 1: How?
Person 2: You were about to request a song by Lady GaGa
Person 1: You're so original, I've never heard that joke in like... a Judd Apatow movie before.
Person 2: That's what she said!
Person 1: You're not impressive when you act this way.
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Person 2: Dude, that's just a Drunk Bitch Voltron.
Person 1: Let's move before that DBV spills my drink.
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Person 1: I think I'm going to ask the DJ to play Lady Gaga
Person 2: Umm... aren't you afraid of a DBV?
Person 1: Oh shit, you're right.
Person 2: You know how I know you're gay?
Person 1: How?
Person 2: You were about to request a song by Lady GaGa
Person 1: You're so original, I've never heard that joke in like... a Judd Apatow movie before.
Person 2: That's what she said!
Person 1: You're not impressive when you act this way.
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by WOOOOOOO! July 4, 2009
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Voltron is one of the key, flagship shows that defined Anime as we know it today in America. It was a popular show back in the early to mid 1980's. One of the difinign characteristics of the show is that all of the individual lions could join together and create Voltron (the large form which was comprised of each individual lion). Today it has two meanings, and they are as follows:
1. (noun); A cartoon made in Japan that helped to define and carve a niche in America's anime stable.
2. (verb); To combine forces together to attain a common goal.
1. (noun); A cartoon made in Japan that helped to define and carve a niche in America's anime stable.
2. (verb); To combine forces together to attain a common goal.
Dave: "I'm such a noob, I just don't know if I'll be able to finish today's crossword puzzle."
Adam: "Well if you like, since Chris is the only one who has completed it thus far, perhaps you and I could voltron our answers in hopes of finishing it as well."
Adam: "Well if you like, since Chris is the only one who has completed it thus far, perhaps you and I could voltron our answers in hopes of finishing it as well."
by C. Dub November 7, 2006
Get the voltron mug.Voltron: a fictional mechanical robot made from 5 lions (black red yellow green blue) combining together made to defend the universe from the evil “Zarkon” and many more.
by Keith McClain January 19, 2018
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Get the Voltron Season 8 mug.(verb) To combine or assemble individual things (which may function individually) made separately into a common meta-product where they all work together synergistically for a common goal.
To combine electronics constructed separately into a completed spacecraft. Or to combine dishes or ingredients prepared separately into a finished meal. (Recently used by a geek cook on a recent episode of Iron Chef America to refer to bringing parts of a meal prepared separately, together.)
To combine electronics constructed separately into a completed spacecraft. Or to combine dishes or ingredients prepared separately into a finished meal. (Recently used by a geek cook on a recent episode of Iron Chef America to refer to bringing parts of a meal prepared separately, together.)
"Let's voltron these parts together." or "It's time to voltron the crust, filling & meringue together to make this pie."
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