Dirty Valdes

A profane sexual act in which someone inserts their much larger than average sized head into another person's anus.

The coroner concluded that the cause of death was a Dirty Valdes.

by Butt Sex Cobra May 4, 2021

valdies

The Smart kids at school. Wasting their days toiling hard letting life pass them by to get into their college choice, but don't know what they want to do. Not all are elitist dickheads

Dude: "Did you hear Dennis skipped all mathematics and is taking 5 engineering courses?"
Bruh: "fucking valdies"

by Goochgarden March 6, 2014

Valders

A little town that thinks it is the best, unknown to them every other town thinks there a bunch of backwards hillby queer fags o also Valders if your listening the rest of the world doesnt know you exsist shit people from Manty dont even care were you are

Hey those two are from Valders, Don't stare you will offend them.

by The Ghost with the most April 6, 2014

Valkress

a safe space where your allowed to be yourself

It is a valkress team

by Valkress September 15, 2020

Valdes

Very passionate person .

Valdes is a one of a kind guy who will be your forever. He’s super kind-hearted and it sometimes leads to him being oblivious to certain things. But ultimately he is always there for anyone he loves. He’s so handsome and all the girls are always chasing after him jealous of the one girl he chooses to stay with. He’s bright and knows how to chase after his goals without completely leaving those who are staying behind him. He’s super attractive and will always be the best in the bedroom. He’s a big in every way, *wink*... always there for you and always ready to be there to help.
Damn look at valde, he’s lookin fine in that new flannel!

by Huge tee November 24, 2021

Valdiest

Something so valid so real you can't call it the realist or valid so you call it the valdiest or just valdiest

That's the valdiest man!

by Ealist January 1, 2024

carlos valdes

Is a really hot guy mostly known for The Flash as Cisco, where he plays a super hot , cute and smart nerd who loves to give villains names

Ohh btw THIS GUY CAN SING , and ohhh boiiiii he knows what his doing ..

Me: OmG The Flash is starting I have to watch it

* also me:* only focusing on Cisco (Carlos Valdes) and don't even care what is happening to Barry(aka Flash)
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by Jamjamisdead October 17, 2017