vagitated

To be agitated by something only a female would do!

Cell phone rings...
Man 1: Hello
Man 2: hey dude, what us!
Man 1: I'm waiting for "Female" to get ready so we can go out!
Man 2: oh shit, that's gotta suck!
Man 1: I've never been so "vagitated" in my life!
Man 2: I feel your pain man!

by Redwings Addict January 19, 2009

Vagitated

When you're so sexually frustrated you can feel it in your pussy

After being single for several months and wasting her time with losers on dating signs Nicole had become so vagitated that the sound of an electric toothbrush started making her nervous

by Fozzie's Bear May 13, 2021

vagitation

Pubic hair surrounding the vagina.

She has thick vagitation.

by Vagillionaire May 30, 2009

vagitation

The quantity and quality of vagina at a party or location.

Aaron: This party is a total sausage fest.

Sam: yea, the vagitation is weak.

by Sam_ July 12, 2006

Vagitation

Vagitation: 1. Any number of common physical manifestations of emotional disturbance seen most frequently in personality-disordered women; often misdiagnosed as restless leg syndrome, irritable bowel syndrome, and chronic fatigue syndrome.

2. The withdrawal experienced in the absence of sufficient bumps-to-the-vag; horniness.

1. "Patient presents with unrelenting vagitation following the discontinuation of her Xanax."

2. "Well what did you expect, Frank? I've been vagitating since your back surgery; I had to get my vag bumped somewhere!"

by brsmith23 June 10, 2010

vagitated

1. when someone of the male gender is complaining like a little school girl

2. a man who has female tendencies

so you and a co-worker are trying to get a job done and all he does is cry about how difficult it is. thats when i would say whats wrong buddy are you vagitated do you need a tampon to soak up all that leaking you mangina is doing

by shoosterjama July 30, 2009

Vagitastic

When a man does something that makes other men question his manliness. When manly men give into their more feminine wilds and the end product is what this adjective describes. Something you would normally associate as having come from someone with a vagina.

Wow that sweater you knitted Bob is really Vagitastic.

by AngryBadger April 17, 2010