Resting Vagina Hands

when a male politician is so scared by a woman that their default position is resting their hands in the shape of a vagina.

Donald Trump met with Angie Merkel and was so frightened that he went right to his Resting Vagina Hands.

by Uncle Joosie July 11, 2018

vagina hands

The term used for someone's hand who presents a weak handshake. Derived from the soft mushy feeling you are left with after the handshake has occured.

I had a really good feeling about the interview until I discovered the recruiter had vagina hands when I left her office.

by Gary the Happy Pirate June 11, 2007

Vagina Handler

The person who calculates how much the vagina made.

Gotta sii mii vagina handler today, Todd.

by CCFI December 14, 2008

Vagina Handle

When one is too tired they get pulled by their pubic hair which is braided and their nipple hair will grow longer.

Harry: Mannnn, I was horny last nite. I was sooo horny that I carried my girl by her Vagina handle just to get to the bedroom.

Wart: Harry, you have some problems, man. How thick was her vagina handle?

Harry: Pretty damnnn huge, Wart. Pretty damn huge.

by Shatburgers October 18, 2010

Vagina Handshake

When a female says hello using her vagina.

They will greet people by immediately having sex with them, only to later wonder if they like them or have any interest whatsoever.

You give out vagina handshakes if you have sex before a date has ever even been thought of, usually within the first 24 hours of meeting someone.

See also: slore, easy, slut, whore

Ex. She gives out vagina handshakes because she has no personality and sex is all she's good at.

by youwasright October 20, 2014

jazz hands vagina

When her outer lips are way out of control, and look like a bunch of flailing fingers surrounding a gaping mouth. A vagina which appears to be impersonating jazz hands.

I had to close my eyes when I went down on her, though, because she had a jazz hands vagina

by freaksalad August 14, 2014

vaginasand

A girl who is lying to get a guy to fall for them so that they can have sex

Dude, she totally used vaginasand on you

by Andy Landry June 28, 2017