by Reginald Q. Linux January 28, 2014

by rolyat lioc May 20, 2011

Utilize is a politically charged euphemism, meaning: 1. to induce a buzz; 2. to drink alcoholic beverages to get drunk. The politics is anti-populist, anti-bible-belt, and anti-middle America.
"I say. You know this does utilize well" (Hemingway, Ernest, The Sun Also Rises, New York: Scribner, 1986, p. 129).
"Come on and utilize another glass" (Hemingway, Ernest, The Sun Also Rises, New York: Scribner, 1986, p. 129).
"Come on and utilize another glass" (Hemingway, Ernest, The Sun Also Rises, New York: Scribner, 1986, p. 129).
by Myself182 September 9, 2006

On the first of every month we make a monetary sacrifice to Utilities so we may continue to bathe, cook, and have light.
by PuttinOnTheRetz July 7, 2020

by alterego September 28, 2003

An entirely made up word used to describe a poker group's inability to 1)count chips, or; 2) understand the true value of the chips involved in the game.
1) "How many utils do we get?"; 2)"I raise you 10,000 utils"; 3) "I lost all my utils to a 2-3 off suit.”
by M. Bachand July 4, 2005

Juan has been sexually involved with so many community members, he is thought to be a pubic utility!
by I, Wreckerrr October 15, 2016
