uptuck

where an adolescent male gets a raging boner at the wrong time and has to tuck the enlarged member in his belt and pull his shirt over it to hide it.

today in math class i got a huge boner looking at Mrs. Smith, i had to pull the uptuck.

by justnotright June 28, 2005

Upfuckening

The time between 9 PM and 3 AM on large college campuses in which true chaos is attained. Is defined by the presence of at least one ambulance, one firetruck and a pair of police squad cars being called to a dorm.

There was an especially bad Upfuckening last night - A microwave caught fire, a sophomore overdosed on tequila and two frat boys got into a fist fight with the RA.

by Professor Opuntia July 10, 2016

Upuckle

Upchuckling a pickle. It tickles my uvula; it tickles my soul.

today I upuckled. it was magnifickle.

by Upuckle October 20, 2020

upfuck

To fuck something up so much that The very thought of looking at it turns you dyslexic.

Hey, lets go upfuck Tony's brand new bike with these wrenches and crowbars.

by chillin2long June 4, 2003

unsuck

verb:
To improve the condition of something, that otherwise sucked, and bring it to a state of kickass.

We made his website unsuck. It sucked before hand. Now it is kickass!

by Kickass Branding January 2, 2009

upfuck

1)(adjective) To show coolness of something.
2)(noun)An idiot.
3)(adjective) To mess things up real bad or to "fuck up."

1) Those new shoes are upfuck.
2) Dude your such an upfuck
3) I upfucked that test so bad.

by JCrac December 7, 2006

upfucking

To get involved with someone more famous than you, in order to further your own career. Mostly used to describe celebrities in Hollywood.

Kevin Federline did some serious upfucking to get to the level of fame he has today.

by Braxton Charles January 5, 2009