Tweetums refers to a woman/girl who's acting childish/babylike in order to be seen as cute - often times failing in the matter especially when you're a whale-sized female who looks like she spawned 10 kids already.
It is a sweet endearment with a babylike twist. (Babytalk) Sometimes the batting of eyelashes is included.
Tweetums appears to be nauseatingly cute/insipid.
Tweetums is often used in Filipino context. Commonly, people who are seen to be "tweetums" can and may be pretentious, clingy, attention whores, and just plainly those who think they're cute but they're really not.
It is a sweet endearment with a babylike twist. (Babytalk) Sometimes the batting of eyelashes is included.
Tweetums appears to be nauseatingly cute/insipid.
Tweetums is often used in Filipino context. Commonly, people who are seen to be "tweetums" can and may be pretentious, clingy, attention whores, and just plainly those who think they're cute but they're really not.
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1. The Recipient (User that wants to be spanked) DM's (Direct messages) a Twitter User he/she is following on her cell phone, and asks that user to tweetspank her.
2. If the Spanker agrees, then they must DM the Recipient back, saying that they will, and when. The Spanker can refuse to tweetspank if they choose.
3. If the spanker agrees, the Recipient will then set his/her Phone on vibrate, and place it under one butt cheek and wait.
4. The Spanker must send a tweet in the following format -
@tweetuser has spanked @tweetuser for being a naughty girl (or Boy) >:)
5. The Recipient's phone has received the tweet, causing the phone to vibrate. The Recipient has received a Tweetspanking
1. The Recipient (User that wants to be spanked) DM's (Direct messages) a Twitter User he/she is following on her cell phone, and asks that user to tweetspank her.
2. If the Spanker agrees, then they must DM the Recipient back, saying that they will, and when. The Spanker can refuse to tweetspank if they choose.
3. If the spanker agrees, the Recipient will then set his/her Phone on vibrate, and place it under one butt cheek and wait.
4. The Spanker must send a tweet in the following format -
@tweetuser has spanked @tweetuser for being a naughty girl (or Boy) >:)
5. The Recipient's phone has received the tweet, causing the phone to vibrate. The Recipient has received a Tweetspanking
Mary: D Mark can you give me a tweetspanking ?
Mark: D Mary you got it, bad girl. two minutes. Get ready.
Mary: sets the phone on Vibrate, and places it under her left cheek.
Mark: D Mark has spanked @Mary for being a naughty girl >:)
Mary: OOOOOH !
Mark: D Mary you got it, bad girl. two minutes. Get ready.
Mary: sets the phone on Vibrate, and places it under her left cheek.
Mark: D Mark has spanked @Mary for being a naughty girl >:)
Mary: OOOOOH !
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1. A Tweet written and submitted under the influence..
2. using twitter with enough drinks, narcotics, stimulants, pain killers, mood enhancers..etc..to alter the normal 'Tweets'.
3. Like a DUI, with a keyboard, not a car....
4. Tweeting something you would not normally tweet...but liquid or other courage lowers inhibitions, and results in 'tweets' with either too much information, or something embarrassing.
5. Writing a 'tweet' that would normally be omitted, or without controversy, but due to alcohol, etc. the tweet is written, and likely deleted the next morning.
Note: TweetUI is exponentially likely worse as your number of followers increases, or is in the thousands or more.
1. A Tweet written and submitted under the influence..
2. using twitter with enough drinks, narcotics, stimulants, pain killers, mood enhancers..etc..to alter the normal 'Tweets'.
3. Like a DUI, with a keyboard, not a car....
4. Tweeting something you would not normally tweet...but liquid or other courage lowers inhibitions, and results in 'tweets' with either too much information, or something embarrassing.
5. Writing a 'tweet' that would normally be omitted, or without controversy, but due to alcohol, etc. the tweet is written, and likely deleted the next morning.
Note: TweetUI is exponentially likely worse as your number of followers increases, or is in the thousands or more.
The mob wife of an informant, liking painkillers and Vodka, twittered the combo to the safe in the basement of the 12th precinct..thus giving up the crucial evidence gathered by her lover, Detective Smirnoff. She realized later in court, that a TweetUI, could be evidence against her.
Dude thought tweeting Jeff Foxworthy quotes would get him a chick. 7 Beers and 3 tweetUI's later, he realized he was living in the early 2000's.
Sandy, normally shy, hit the bar, did the producer, and wrote a tweetUI about the experience. She awoke and deleted the ill-fated tweetUI.
Dude thought tweeting Jeff Foxworthy quotes would get him a chick. 7 Beers and 3 tweetUI's later, he realized he was living in the early 2000's.
Sandy, normally shy, hit the bar, did the producer, and wrote a tweetUI about the experience. She awoke and deleted the ill-fated tweetUI.
by vivavic vegas September 6, 2010
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Stage 1 tweetphilia- Mild. Update what you are doing maybe 5-10 times a day.
stage 2 tweetphilia- Moderate. Not only updating what you are up to, but having conversations in your tweeting and telling everyone how you feel about something. You also have your twitter updates on your myspace/facebook/ect. account.
stage 3 tweetphilia- extreme. Updating everything you do. Updating anything that comes to your mind. Using any possible way to tweet- including from your phone. You have downloaded a twitter app such as TweetDeck to update from. You are addicted. Seek help.
Stage 1 tweetphilia- Mild. Update what you are doing maybe 5-10 times a day.
stage 2 tweetphilia- Moderate. Not only updating what you are up to, but having conversations in your tweeting and telling everyone how you feel about something. You also have your twitter updates on your myspace/facebook/ect. account.
stage 3 tweetphilia- extreme. Updating everything you do. Updating anything that comes to your mind. Using any possible way to tweet- including from your phone. You have downloaded a twitter app such as TweetDeck to update from. You are addicted. Seek help.
Tila Tequila has stage 3 tweetphilia.
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Jermey: Yo I ain't got twitter.
Ron: You mean you ain't tweetually active? Yo 1984 called, they looking for you. Loser.
Jermey: Yo I ain't got twitter.
Ron: You mean you ain't tweetually active? Yo 1984 called, they looking for you. Loser.
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The new President's tweetplomacy may be transparent domestically, but it could also ruffle feathers abroad.
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