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tweetphilia 

The love and/or addiction to updating your twitter.

Stage 1 tweetphilia- Mild. Update what you are doing maybe 5-10 times a day.

stage 2 tweetphilia- Moderate. Not only updating what you are up to, but having conversations in your tweeting and telling everyone how you feel about something. You also have your twitter updates on your myspace/facebook/ect. account.

stage 3 tweetphilia- extreme. Updating everything you do. Updating anything that comes to your mind. Using any possible way to tweet- including from your phone. You have downloaded a twitter app such as TweetDeck to update from. You are addicted. Seek help.
Tila Tequila has stage 3 tweetphilia.
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Tweetophilia 

a serious condition in which one suffers from hemorrhaging tweets at a dangerous rate.
none of the natural filters or editing agents are present to stop the flow
Donald trump is suffering from a serious case of tweetophilia
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Tweetophilia 

Possible... but a more common and much more serious condition is tweetophilia... none of the natural filters or editing agent are present to stop the flow
Donald trump suffers from tweetophilia
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