tweetphilia

The love and/or addiction to updating your twitter.

Stage 1 tweetphilia- Mild. Update what you are doing maybe 5-10 times a day.

stage 2 tweetphilia- Moderate. Not only updating what you are up to, but having conversations in your tweeting and telling everyone how you feel about something. You also have your twitter updates on your myspace/facebook/ect. account.

stage 3 tweetphilia- extreme. Updating everything you do. Updating anything that comes to your mind. Using any possible way to tweet- including from your phone. You have downloaded a twitter app such as TweetDeck to update from. You are addicted. Seek help.

Tila Tequila has stage 3 tweetphilia.

tweetphilia by wonderbread_deluxx June 21, 2009

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Tweetophilia

a serious condition in which one suffers from hemorrhaging tweets at a dangerous rate.
none of the natural filters or editing agents are present to stop the flow

Donald trump is suffering from a serious case of tweetophilia

Tweetophilia by Anticipatory plagiarist September 14, 2017

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Tweetophilia

Possible... but a more common and much more serious condition is tweetophilia... none of the natural filters or editing agent are present to stop the flow

Donald trump suffers from tweetophilia

Tweetophilia by Anticipatory plagiarist September 14, 2017

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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jerb

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Word of the Day on May 22, 2026

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