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Twatshit

"Oi twatshit"!
"That guy is such a twatshit".
by Kendallsurprise September 28, 2008
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twattish

Having qualities of a twat.
Eminem is brimming with twattish lyrics.
by H TO THE ARLOT December 11, 2002
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twatism

Twatism is the art of being a twat. It is NOT the female vagina in this meaning.

Twatism is a collective term for behavior that makes people a 'twat'.
Man: I hate my colleagues!
Woman: twatism is the word you're looking for. you work with twatism
by Jay9887 April 27, 2008
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twatfish

A twat, that smells like fish.

Often used as an offensive term or insult. Meaning as an annoying individual.
Ex.1.

"How was Jessica last night?"
"Not good, man. Twatfish."
"Ugh!"
Ex. 2.

"Man, Kadie is so bitchy lately."
"I know right, total twatfish."
by inmylifetime September 13, 2011
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Twatistan

A dazzling country whose capital city, Epic Win, plays host to the greatest people; you will ever know and Edward's dazzling peen.
"Twatistan, as if you could outrun them, as if you could fight them off"

"It never fucking rains in Twatistan"

"...get in the vulva loser, we're going to Twatistan"
by Dr Carlisle Cullen October 9, 2008
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twattish

Something which gives out the distinct impression that it ought to be a twat even if it doesn't look like one
Erm, i could try to be sensible, but instead i'm going to be both "witty" and "biting" and say YOUR MUMMA!





Sorry
by LordBlunkey July 22, 2004
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twatistic

adjective: for something to be very much like the twat, to be of the twat, to seem like the female genitalia in form or in slang reference; a combination of twat and artistic, an artist's rendition of the female genitalia

noun: a statistic involving the twat, the study of female statistics

noun: a disease suffered by those who act like a vagina all the damn time, also referred to as twatism.
adj: 1. That douche bag over there is being such a twatistic bastard. 2. My, that painting is quite twatistic; I just love the curves.

n: I was studying the twatistics of that sorority and discovered that only 3 are still virgins.

n: 1. He is twatistic and cant help but act like a girl. 2. Women are all that twatistic ever thinks about, but he is never gonna get one.
by PseudoNinjar September 17, 2010
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