Turtling 

When you take all the crap out of someones backpack, flip it inside out, put all the stuff back in and zip it up during class. Usually when the person who owns the backpack is going to the bathroom...

"Mr. Hugger, tell Yari to quit turtling my backpack whenever I leave the class"

"I can't find my homework, it must have gotten thrown away last time my backpack got tutled"

Turtling by Laquisha LM May 21, 2008

turtling 

When two humans feel the need for tantric gratification and one lays belly down while the other lies belly down on their back. Genital penetration may occur. Many turtling couples may be seen on Plympton street located near Harvard in Boston.

Krikey, I can't believe Tony is turtling with Liz right after she lit up that toilet!

turtling by Depth Charge May 27, 2009

Turtling 

When a chubby dog is laying on his back to get belly rubs, then hears something and gets excited, and tries to get up really fast but can't because he is too fat and has stubby legs. This results in a lot of flailing around and squirming back and forth (which he does in an effort to get enough traction or momentum to flip back around). Doing this, the dog resembles a turtle that has fallen on its back, unable to flip itself right-side-up.

I was giving my dog belly rubs and then he heard you come in and he started turtling!

Turtling by CeraWithaC May 9, 2015

Turtling 

Verb. To hide ones head in a shirt, sweater, or blanket. Can involve also laying in fetal position. Happens when someone is extremely uncomfortable.

Samie: Kelly and Abbie were fighting right in front of me and I don't like confrontation.
Mary Madison: What did you do?
Samie: I did the only thing I could do, I began turtling.

Turtling by campooledidit December 5, 2013

Turtling 

1. To perform anal sex while the recipient is experiencing the need for a large poo, eg. "Banging the turtle's head".

2. To have a large (solid) poo and freeze it, then, after 24 hours or a suitable time period, use it to perform vaginal/anal sex (oral not recommended unless you are German). Once used, the brown dildo may be refrozen and used again. This is especially good for eco-friendly hippy types as it promotes recycling.

1. Girl: "The turtle is poking his head out . . ."

Man: "Don't let it go yet! I want to turtle the shit out of you!" (pun intended)

2. Man: "I just had the most enormous dump!"

Girl: "I hope you didn't flush, it's my birthday tomorrow and I was hoping we could do some turtling."

Turtling by Giant Cookie February 24, 2010

turtling 

In Tribes, and probably other games, where the flagholder hides inside the base where no one can get them. This is generally outlawed on base servers, as it leads to boring, stalemated games. Also one of the reasons why o sniping isn't allowed.

turtling by plankton_king March 22, 2003

turtling 

The act of dumping out a backpack, turning it inside out and replacing the contents

Those mothafuckas turtled my back

turtling by Thibadeaux October 11, 2003