gran turismo

Greatest Video-Game racing series in exsistence..
if you love cars.. you HAVE to love the GT series.

also.. for the best console, PS2, and with the release of GT4.. Gran Turismo is once again setting standards for racing games..


also.. it is the complete opposite of games like Need For Speed Underground which completely disgraces the racing scene.. and the street racing scene.. filling white boys head with fake images of what its really like so they go out and completely RAPE a good import and make HONDA's look as bad as they do now..

but true fans know.. only fake ass faggots and white people hate.. end.

SHIT NIKKUH I JUS GOT GT4 FUCK YEA.. time to hit up the PS2

by GT for Lyfe February 24, 2005

Gran Turismo Hangover

The after effects of playing Gran Turismo for long amounts of time include: The urge to ram other cars on the road while driving in real life; the desire to go as fast as your car possibly can; the yearning to pass four cars on one turn of the road.

LaTrez: Yo! I've been trying to crash all these bitches up on the highway.
Dee: Sounds like you've got Gran Turismo hangover

by LaTrez Nash September 4, 2013

Gran Turismo

Literally the only PlayStation game left from the PS1 days.

Tyler: "There's still no new Crash Bandicoot."
Dresher: "We still got Gran Turismo."
Tyler: "IT AIN'T THE SAME WITHOUT THE REST OF THE PS1 GANG!"

by ShutUpImMe June 5, 2016

Gran Turismo 5

The younger, better looking, more relevant little sister of Gran Turismo 4, albeit being dumber, more ridiculous, less sophisticated, unrevolutionary, blonder, less compatible, more inarticulate than her sibling.

Still immensely great fun to look at, play with, and to go to sleep dreaming of it.

Eg. 1) Comparing Gran Turismo 5 to Gran Turismo 4 is like Serena Williams to Venus Williams - both are ridiculously brilliant, have been world champions, and are still the best in their league, but the older has been more spectacular in a field of spectacularness.

Eg. 2) I played Gran Turismo 5 today, and went to sleep dreaming of camber, toe, dampers, spring rates, drafting, fuel conservation, turbos, intercoolers, racing lines, and cars that are sexier and more distracting than the semi-naked Jessica Alba sitting in it.

by Mr. Go June 8, 2011

Turdism

A form of portrait making that was inspired by Pablo Picasso. A Turdism drawing is created by drawing a subject with all focus directed to the subject and no focus directed to the paper. Turdism is often drawn swiftly and efficiently, and the end result will vary.

Currently Turdism is limited to only a few known artists, those of which refuse to publish their portraits online.

That guy knows his Turdism; just look at the portrait he bought, it's amazing!

by KoffDum November 7, 2010

Gran Turismo 5

The Definitive racing game of this generation

Guy 1: Hey did you hear about Gran Turismo 5? It's the definitive racing game of this generation! NOT FORZA

by forzasucks July 23, 2009

Turnimax

A No-Limit Texas Hold 'em poker game at the Trump riverboat casino in Gary, IN, where the maximum buy-in is $200. Actor Vince Vaughn has been known to lose thousands of dollars in these games.

"What are your limits here?"
"3/6, 6/12, and turnimax."

by Jeff H. & Tom F. November 19, 2005