Get the turdster mug.The fecal matter that comes exploding out of a hand air dryer in public restrooms. Usually, someone who has just defecated will put their feces in the hand air dryer for this to happen.
Matty: I went to use the restroom in the McDonald's, and after I did my business and washed my hands, I had shit all over my shirt, pants, shoes, and hands when I went to use the air dryer!
Robby: Oh man, looks like you just experienced a spicy turdstorm.
Robby: Oh man, looks like you just experienced a spicy turdstorm.
by ADallasCowboy July 22, 2013
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Eric couldn't use the public toilet, so he had to wait until he had some privacy in the shower and do some turdstomping.
You: We're gonna be late! Get ready man!
Me: It's cool, I'll be ready in 5 minutes if I turdstomp instead of sitting.
You: We're gonna be late! Get ready man!
Me: It's cool, I'll be ready in 5 minutes if I turdstomp instead of sitting.
by MasculineGold June 18, 2012
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by Some dude from Wal-Mart April 26, 2005
Get the turdstain mug.Student: Teacher, I want to clean my pet turtle instead of doing homework.
Teacher: Billy, stop being such a turdstick.
Teacher: Billy, stop being such a turdstick.
by turdstick1004 November 13, 2017
Get the Turdstick mug.Fanatics who regularly troll, lie, photoshop and spread misinformation in order to try to gain support for Amber Heard, who was found guilty of defamation with actual malice in regards to her claims of abuse. (I.e. lying) They tend to prefer echo chambers and play victim if things aren't going their way. They have a habit of creating multiple social accounts to stalk, harrass, dox and bully anybody they deem not supportive of Amber Heard or more importantly, supporting Johnny Depp. (See Milani Cosmetics, Fenty, etc) Bad infestation on the blue bird app. It was revealed Amber Heard pooped on their bed and blamed it on the dog during a live trial.
The Turdstan wasn't even aware that Amber Heard changed the date she claimed the abuse began by a year mid-trial.
This Turdstan is really crazy! They stalked me, doxxed me and then played the victim.
This Turdstan is really crazy! They stalked me, doxxed me and then played the victim.
by K$tty July 14, 2023
Get the Turdstan mug.An act of love between two adults wherein the aroused male gently places himself into his partner's "business" while the partner swings their legs in the air like they just don't care. NOTE: Must be looking at a coffee table book about Spain while this is happening.
by Beltloop Jones June 7, 2005
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