Turd-monkey

1.
a complete idiot.
someone who is practically dumber than a loaf o' bread
2.
A meanie

"Frag You!"XD

"Oh, you turd-monkey!!!" >:O

by prep-hater :DDD yaaaa October 17, 2008

Turdrunkey

A turkey marinated with tequila and served with more tequila.

Jim was plastered after he made a turdrunkey for Thanksgiving.

by Mythmaniac January 28, 2011

Turdonken

It’s a cross between a Turtle, a Donkey and a chicken. Basically calling them a slow, jackass, who’s a coward all in one.

You such a stubborn turdonken!!

We could’ve been there 2 hours ago if you weren’t such a turdonken

by Sloppy021704 March 12, 2018

Ass Turd Monkey Fucker

Tough titties; usually conjoined with an asshole who has a flat chested girlfriend

Hey Josh! Where is your "ass turd monkey fucker" today?

Josh: At home playing with her tough titties

by Chris isgay Davis January 3, 2009

turdmonger

Someone who causes a lot of drama, or someone who dwells in crap.

Gee golly, she sure is being a turdmonger today.

by Frankie McFranken October 4, 2006

lucky turd monkey

a cool person

he is a lucky turd monkey

by pooplkeis September 25, 2020

Turdmonger

Verb

i.e. the act of consuming excrement, in a lewd manner, directly from the anus of one's sexual partner. This term can also be used figuratively, as an alternative to brown-nosing and currying favour, as in turdmongering.

...wearing nothing but nipple tape, they turdmongered voraciously, losing themselves to the small hours of the night...hoping that this degenerate act would keep them in good standing with their superiors, securing their promotions...

by BitchfinderGeneral June 7, 2025