Tweetseeking

Where you enter a purposely vague tweet in order to gain sympathy and attention such as 'I feel really low today' 'Don't men ever get what we mean' etc. The result being that a large portion of your contacts instantly wants to unfollow you. Note; this is the Twitter version of Vaguebooking

Shirley: 'I hate feeling like this'

Everyone else: 'oh no Shirley is Tweetseeking again!'

by Jenb61 September 25, 2011

teets mccon

The definition of "Man-with-milk", teets mccon is absolute walking sex. Anyone just to touch his nips should feel ever so privileged as they are perfectly shaped and sized. Mondays are the biggest day for teets mccon however as monday is always milking day, where in some cases 14L has been produced in one squeezing.

i wish i had the nips of teets mccon

by Teetss October 10, 2013

grand mal tweetstorm

A series of viscerally reactive tweets usually comprised of thoughtless hate speech and disparagement of another.

There he goes again finding ways to be heard as he attempts to re-route the attention of the masses with his pitiable forte, the grand mal tweetstorm.

by Dr Bunnygirl March 21, 2019

Tsetso

Hairy Bulgarian creature with more than excessive body hair. Enjoys hitting on considerably younger women than him and swears frequently in every language that he learns. Very sociable though and friendly.

Hey Tsetso hows it going?
Ahhhh check out that tight bitch right there ehhhhhhhhhhh maleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

by Misho January 30, 2005

tweetscape

To trim or groom ones public Twitter stream by deleting low-value tweets (excessive "at" replies, retweets, or drunken tweets). The goal of tweetscaping is to give the impression that the account owner is an interesting, balanced, and witty individual by highlighting tweets which demonstrate topically, breadth, and humor while removing tweets that reveal the author to, in fact, be narcissistic, pathetic and/or bat-shit crazy.

See also wallscape

Trish had to quickly tweetscape her Twitter page to remove the 19 angry public replies to her (now ex) boyfriend.

by Fitzroy August 17, 2009

Tweetspeak

To cram a "tweet" on Twitter in Twitter's 140 character limit using an intense level of chat-speak ; a hybrid between the terms "chat-speak" and "tweet."

One of the positive few uses for chat-speak.

Here is an example of a normally literate person using Tweetspeak in order to relay his message in under 140 characters:

"@person I'm going2have 2 bail on Noah and the Whale this weekend, man. Sorry. I would love2go,but I'm snowed under w/ an essay deadline."

by cruizin caleb December 8, 2009

Tweetslacker

Someone who Fails to post a tweet on twitter for extended period of time

where did she disappear to she hasn't posted on twitter for days, she usually posts a tweet every freakin hour! She's totally tweetslacking. Yea she is a tweetslacker

by mytomcat June 16, 2010