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The state of being traumatized by Trump's election as President
The world is Trumpitized, wondering how he made it to the Presidency.
by MarianneM November 16, 2016
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Trumpanzee

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A fully respecting, unquestioning, loyal republican to Donald Trump.
These people get triggered at even the slightest negative thing towards him.
Gosh dang it. These Trumpanzee's keep watching my every post
by xX_Boss_Xx October 19, 2017
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A filthy, chimeric beast with the form of a human being but with an irrational, violent mind closer to a wild primate, resulting from an aberrant social experiment from 2016 to 2020, in which ordinary hillbillies and their diaspora were conditioned employing a tsunami of deliberate misinformation that altered their perceptions, along with intellectual and empathetic capacity.

Donald John Trump, a former New York reality-show host and known sociopath, was the primary source and channel for the misinformation, which resulted in his election to the office of President. During his term of office, he tested the trance-like loyalty of his subjects with ever more degrading and humiliating acts (see communion, diaper), culminating in a homicidal trumpanzee insurrection on January 6, 2021, against Congress as they certified the electoral college ballots from the 2020 general election, which Trump lost by nearly 8 million votes.

Despite intensive investigation, scientists are unsure if the trumpanzee conditioning can be reversed, as there appears to be permanent brain damage.
Ordinary citizen 1: Watch out, that trumpanzee is about to charge.
Ordinary citizen 2: No problems. That's why god gave us bear spray.
by Tjanvier January 7, 2022
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a blind Trump supporter who gets triggered just by the mention of Trump in bad light. similar to SJW's of the right-wing.
"Wow! There are so many dislikes on this YouTube video"
"Dude, this video critical of Trump. It must be the work of the Trumpanzees"
by sader June 11, 2017
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A term for the manipulation involved in manipulated factual information alternate fact or statement which has been misused or misrepresented as a means to provide an example or proof for said statement.
Well that sounds like it has been Trumpified.. (In reference to a statement , example: the inauguration had the biggest audience ever..; Walls work just ask Israel.., the murder rate is the highest its been in 45-47 years..)
by hadenuf February 8, 2017
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noun a person who blindly believes everything the tangerine tribble says . They will typically be right wing Christian conservatives who think women should be barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen . They often subscribe to the belief that anyone who is not whiter than wonder bread should go back where they came from even if that is their own country. Most are fans of Professional Wrestling and believe it is legitimate and real like the tangerine toddler . They believe that there should not be abortions but think any kind of gun control to keep people from shooting up kids that are here is the worst thing ever. Most of all they think any criticism of Donald Trump is akin to blasphemy and that anyone who does so should be hung for treason.
Did you see the Trumpanzees on Fox News sticking up for that mysoginistic pedophile motherfucker
by BellasaurusTheJust August 23, 2019
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trumpatized

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when you simultaneously are outraged at injustice, saddened by hate, and laughing at stupidity.
Eric read the latest executive order and immediately felt trumpatized.
The latest press conference left Sandy feeling trumpatized.
by revfish February 3, 2017
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