trojan rocket

A used condom blown up like a balloon and let go.

"That trojan rocket really messed up my Nirvana poster."

by skidmark May 15, 2005

Trojan Gay

When a guy pretends to be gay to get close to a girl/multiple girls. To be in proximity of girls when they change or are naked.

That kid Matt is pretending to be gay so girls feel safe around him, he’s totally a Trojan gay!

by Bobbylewis April 26, 2019

tronc

Someone/thing that is very old and archaic trying to act young and hip.

My mom is totally tronc when she's around my friends, it's embarassing

by py2k June 2, 2016

coil-a-tron

A coil of meat or sausage. Noun. Also a coil of poop in a toilet or on the ground

Dude, I just dropped a coil-a-tron, and I feel better. Did you see the size of the coil-a-tron he ordered for lunch?

by Higs March 3, 2015

Trongian Math

Math that is based around the foundation of the number 69.

In Trongian Math, 69/69=69^2

by TringTrang March 16, 2017

trojan rabbit

A giant wooden rabbit featured in Monty Python and the Holy Grail. After the scene in which the French soldier taunts King Arthur and his knights at the French castle, Arthur has his men, on the advice of Sir Bedevere, build the Trojan Rabbit in order to storm the castle in the manner that the Greeks did during the Trojan War. However, the knights mess up the plan by not having anyone hide inside the rabbit. After the French soldiers take the rabbit into their castle, Sir Bedevere reveals the plan to King Arthur and everyone else and they realize that they messed it up. The French soldiers then catapult the wooden rabbit out of the fortress and it lands one of the pages.

-King Arthur: What happens now?
-Sir Bedevere: Well, now, uh, Launcelot, Galahad, and I, uh, wait until nightfall, and then leap out of the rabbit, taking the French, uh, by surprise. Not only by surprise, but totally unarmed!
-Arthur: Who leaps out?
-Bedevere: U-- u-- uh, Launcelot, Galahad, and I. Uh, leap out of the rabbit, uh, and uh...
-Arthur: Ohh... (he and Lancelot slowly put their hands to their heads at the realization that they messed up)
-Bedevere: Oh. Um, l-- look, i-- i-- if we built this large wooden badger--
(twang of a catapult is heard from the French castle and the Trojan Rabbit comes flying towards where the knights are hiding)
-Arthur: Run away!
-Other knights: Run away! Run away! Run away! Run away! Run away! Run away! Run away!
(Trojan Rabbit lands on one of the pages)

by Bob Smith, Etc. June 15, 2009

Tron Bike

Another name for crop dusting, or farting while walking, deliberately using a path that crosses in front of an unsuspecting victim

Office - "Dude, I just Tron Bike'd that douche in tech support as he was stepping out of his cube"

Bar - "Man, Jeremy! What'd you do, Tron Bike us with that lap around the table before getting the next round?"

by TedStriker November 3, 2011